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That the BBC is hosting an event called "Children in need"?
They should at least finish the sentence before their presenters get the wrong idea!
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oooh, gross. 
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Depends who's inside the bear[^].
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Shed Petition[ ^]
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Dang, blocked! Have to wait to see it tonight.
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At least they didn't name it "Children, On your knees". 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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They couldn't use that title because the Catholic church would have sued them for copyright infringement.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Reminds me of this:
George Carlin said: When Jesus said, "Suffer the little children come unto me," that's not what he meant!
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It's also about punctuation. For example, given:
Jimmy Savile, sicko and pervert.
can with minor punctuation changes be rewritten as:
Jimmy's a vile sicko and pervert.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez (1800-68).
"I don't need to shoot my enemies, I don't have any." - Me (2012).
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