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So what makes them get up in the morning? 
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glennPattonNotInThePUB wrote: So what makes them get up in the morning?
Their infinite wish* to make you happy 
*At least this relates to dogs
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why does that bring images of the dog from Up to mind... 
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You obviously have never owned been the client of a cat. There is no need for them to 'get up in the morning', as they do not 'get up', ever.
Unless they're hungry or thirsty. Or they feel like scratching their claws on the good sofa. Or they want to be petted for precisely 17.65 seconds.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Coffee and chocolate is equally poisonous
They're also toxic to humans, let's not forget. The only difference is that we can tolerate much higher doses because of our body mass. A dog is not going to keel over from a sip of coffee or tea or nabbing a chocolate digestive. A Chihuahua is, of course, at greater risk than a Newfoundland but even so it takes a not insignificant amount to do any real harm. It's not cyanide!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Grapes and dried grapes (raisins and sultanas) have been found to be toxic but only in a tiny proportion of animals ... I don't know that there have yet been enough reported cases to determine whether this is a genetic predisposition but it would be a fair bet. Also the actual substance involved has not yet been identified as far as I know which means that it's entirely possible that it is not carried over into juice and wine. I presume that some testing has been done in Japan which is cat mad!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Right: This one is from Nagy, but he's house hunting today so I'm posting it for him.
Disclaimer: he wrote this, he wrote it very deliberately, and it's not my idea in any way, shape, or form. Do not blame me, I'm just the messenger!
Our leader's hideaway has a salty shell for a poet? [5,4]
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That's as bad as yesterdays 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Not my fault! 
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If that didn't contain "a poet", I would have said "Dalek Dave".
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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DD a poet? Well, an Artist, maybe ... a very specific type of artist ...
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Saint Dave
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Further from the right answer you would have difficulty being!
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Why do I keep thinking Snake Eyes ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I don't know, I'm not a trick cyclist...
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Nope!
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under pant
Our leader's hideaway - we keep that which leads us in our under pants
a salty shell - nah, best not.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Bearing in mind who wrote this, I really wish you hadn't...
Not even close, thankfully.
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What is the solution and where were the hints?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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super wrote: What is the solution
Here: The Lounge - CodeProject[^]
super wrote: where were the hints?
You don't get hints with CCC, just with FSOW!
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Movie Quote Of the Day
Some motherf***ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.
Which movie?
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Mad Max : Fury Ice
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Running up the Kate Bush Hill
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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"Tonya Harding vs. Nancy Kerrigan"
(yes|no|maybe)*
"Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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