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Uh uh![^]
Quite glad that there are no bears where I live... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Cute bear. It's head bear-ly made it through. 
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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Haha, funnyyy - but I'll bear with you this time! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Lucky you did not get into a fight with it as it would have ripped you apart with its bear hands making it inpawsible to win against it un armed
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He would have been in a grizzly situation.
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CBadger wrote: its bear hands
Bears have hands? That's given me paws for thought.
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The police identified the bear. It's Justin Bibear.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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And his grandpaw was embearassed.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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They should be very clawed he didn't get any fur-ther...
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You should be worried if bear grizzlys your steaks !
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Based on the photo, I'd say he didn't have the right to bear arms.
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...cuz he didn't have cold bear hands.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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To quote from the article the bear was "stealing food and defecating on his carpet." - so I'm sorry to inform everyone that the Pope is indeed not Catholic.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Just remembered, cannot remember the subject, new computer, just updated to Win 10, house flooded yesterday after hot water leak, not had time to come up with good clue, got excuses in early, have this one;
They would easily dismember the low rev ewes (10)
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Beat me by seconds. Your turn tomorrow
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Oi!
I'll say if he's correct or not.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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You know I hovered over the post button for awhile debating whether or not to hit it, as I'm OoO tomorrow and don't normally CP at home.
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Yeah, that's right.
Just after I got yesterdays right the wife phoned to say there was hot water gushing out under the kitchen sink and she couldn't work out how to turn it off.
Not had time to work on a decent clue and completely forgot about it until clicking through to the lounge ten minutes ago.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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If it's any consolation, years ago I went to Dallas with my boss for a week long training course on some new kit we were buying.
On the second day his wife rang, saying there were rats coming out of the drain by the swimming pool, and what was he going to do about it?
He did offer to find a local rat catcher and fly him over to England, but that went down like a lead ballon... 
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chriselst wrote: Just after I got yesterdays right the wife phoned to say there was hot water gushing out under the kitchen sink and she couldn't work out how to turn it off.
I've been living in my current house for approaching 4 years now and have never found where the stopcock is. I'm dreading the inevitable.
BTW did your nephew get to sample the delights of the South Coast. Has he converted to Pompey supporter?
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I believed they enjoyed themselves, despite our performance (I half watched the game on my phone in Pizza Express using their free wi-fi and my brother's Sky Go password) and result.
Went over to the IoW on the hovercraft, stopped off in London on the way home and had a tour of Wembley.
Still very much a Derby fan, although I don't think his favourite player busting his cruciate in the opening game of the season has helped.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Werewolves.
Anagram of low rev ewes, and they would easily dismember them 
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When will I be able to EASILY put two different Excel windows on two separate screens ?
There are at least billion of people who would like to do that on a daily basis, and still no solution. (There are hacks, but geez, if I have to open another process each time it is a no go. One window = one different instance, changeable using a setting). SDI rulez 
DAMN. 
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