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Depends which end the soup is going into (or coming out of).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The soup, well the liquid part, is very good.
veni bibi saltavi
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Good luck.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Thanks. Today is easy, take the laxatives and plenty of fluid. Tomorrow however...
veni bibi saltavi
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Easy? Must be some good laxatives. Here you'd get three liters of salt-water.
If you find tomorrow the harder part then don't forget to ask for a painkiller, a sedative and restraints (for everyone's safety). Once you ask for the latter, you'll get a better sedative 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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When I do my prep, I just use good quality store bought chicken stock & broth combined, and season to taste. I don't bother with making it fresh and then "only" having the broth, as it is too much of a temptation for me.
I am diabetic as well, so I drink clear grape and apple juice, and tablespoons of honey, to keep the glucose up.
The two day prep sucks, in my opinion, on so many levels. 
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Based on the well known magical principle that to "name" is to take power over, may I suggest that the state you are experiencing now (in Michael Martin speak) is:
"pre-elephanting sunshine."
cheers, Bill
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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While taking online quiz I came across a question and I am not sure if anyone can answer this.
Is this a trick question or answer is 42 ?
Thy Shell Not Answer This ? [^]
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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 I think the developers behind that quiz need to go back to school...
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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The answer is B: null.
Or it could be A: null.
I see your quandary.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's a developer quiz: you're supposed to debug the site! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Use your mouse to select the text areas to see what's written there?
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Everyone know that on a multiple choice question always choose C when you are unsure. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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So I'm down the chiropractor waiting for my son to finish up and thought I'd peruse the interwebs.
Pull out the old Nexus 7 and hook in to her WiFi.
Go to the website of a supplier of mine that is just around the corner from here. Almost all the links to other pages on the homepage don't work.
So screw that; I'm off to CodeProject. In the Lounge and I can't see the author of any of the posts.
Seems Chrome on Android is not liked.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Works find on my Note 5 running either Android 5.1.1 or 6.0!
Just sayin'
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: Works find on my Note 5 running either Android 5.1.1 or 6.0!
Just sayin'
Are you using Chrome or something else?
I'm pretty sure I've got 5.1.1 on my old Nexus 7.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's all working fine on my Nexus 7, running Chrome 49.0.2623.105 on Android 4.4.0 Nexus 7 Build/KRT16S
I can read CP fine, and even post this!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Sadly, being a little bit late hasn't stopped any of these cases going ahead to date. Nor has being totally incredible prevented cases being won. The outrageous decision against Men At Work in 2010 proved that. Whatever the fate of this case it wil be another field day for the lawyers with legal costs stacking up to millions even in cases where the claims are for far smaller amounts. It's a sad business all round.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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6 strings, 8 chords?
How can music NOT be like other music? OK, Page copied a lot of stuff (as in most of the first three albums), but this is stretching it a bit far.
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Jeeze, there are only so many strings on a guitar, and only so many chord progressions that make sense with a given stanza.
This could lead to literally millions of lawsuits -- especially in genres like rap, rock'n'roll, and boy/girl band cr@p.
I'll bet lawyers all over the US will celebrate like crazy, if the plaintiff wins.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's not a great explanation[^], but I'd love to see just about any other politician[1] try it on the fly like that.
[1] Yes, Angela Merkel (or Baroness Thatcher were she still alive) might be able to take a run at it.
Edit: for those fearing the link, it's "Justin Trudeau gave a sarcastic reporter a quick lesson in quantum computing"
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Yes, Angela Merkel (or Baroness Thatcher were she still alive) might be able to take a run at it.
Salute to your knowledge of foreign head of state's former professions/education! 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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