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Oh the irony! Ok, I know it's not really irony, but excuse me, I'm a bit rusty with these kind of jokes 
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groan....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Do stressed castaways yearn for a massage in a bottle?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Perhaps the police[^] would like a word with you first?
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Your comment stings.
/ravi
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To extend the earlier discussion of Server and Computer Names....
When I create an app I give it a code name, usually from here.[^]
Do you code name your apps, and if so, how do you choose a name?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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in my private projects, yes.
I mainly use ancient gods.
Got a Odin and Apollo project going currently.
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Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Message Closed
modified 5-Jun-15 10:19am.
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self censor
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Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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I called one for a UK Police Force "LOLOLO".
Management didn't like it; the customer loved it and insisted it stayed.
Generally I try to work out an acronym, no matter how twisted my grammar has to get...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Here's an acronym - DILLIGAF
Great name for a uselsss project.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Got another one for you: GNFAUP 
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My personal app code names are abbreviations of the initial product name (which can change before the app is released). But I don't use a code for versions.
In a previous life, version names were names of major cities.
/ravi
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Currently we are using Films. Our latest project is called "Brian" from the life of Brian and the test clients are called Mr and Mrs Cheesemakers
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Our current product line was originally code-named 'Mississippi', since we were big into rivers at the time. My group's part of it I code-named 'Delta'. Logically, our part sits 'at the end', so everyone understood.
The part they've never realized is the real reason: I called it the 'Delta' because it sits at the ass-end of the river, where all the sh*t ends up.
Software Zen: delete this;
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My brother took being sent to jail really badly.
He refused all offers of food and drink, swore and spat at everyone who came near him, and smeared teh walls with his own feces.
We never played Monopoly at Christmas again.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's the best X-mas story i've read in a while
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OriginalGriff wrote: He refused all offers of food and drink, swore and spat at everyone who came near him, and smeared teh the walls with his own feces.
FTFY
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Real men don't read the instruction manual 
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Surely the "spelling the word "the"." portion of that sentence is superfluous?
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What'll happen when he finds out he can't pass GO and collect his $200?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I can sense a new supervillain movie coming up..
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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YOU shall not pass![^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Heard on the radio during my morning commute in an ad for FooBar Jewelers "Lifetime Diamond Guarantee".
WTE are they supposed to be guaranteeing? I could see a guarantee on the setting, but on the stone itself? You're not going to scratch it by accident afterall; are they promising it won't ever turn into a cubic zirconia or something? 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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