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When they are marching in. 
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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For the second time indeed.
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The second time already...? they do march fast, don't they
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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They do, but the first time was better than second 
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Lawrence of Arabia? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Smurfs in the Hoodz
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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"Barbapapa"
Waaaaay too simple.
(yes|no|maybe)*
"Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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Proctologist Revenge
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Queer Eye for the Irish Guy II: The Second One
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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The Andy Warhol Story
Software Zen: delete this;
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Uses the machine then performs surgery (8)
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It's not "Mechanic", is it? 
I ain't got no signature.
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Dang. Bet me by seconds 
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It's those 4 extra words of explanation you added.
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And we have a winner!
You are up tomorrow - I won't ask for the solution, since RossMW already provided it.
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Operates - use something and surgery
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So close - but beaten by a whisker! 
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And to think I might have won if I didn't think about typing a solution  
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You did the right thing though - have an upvote anyway!
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Is it the machine that goes "ping"[^]? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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No, it's the Masterchef that goes "Ping"[^] (she comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account)
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An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!' He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer.
He tripped and fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out: 'Oh my God!'
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?'
The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'
'Very well', said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.
And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke:
'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
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The version of this story they tell in Texas is much shorter:
The atheist raised his revolver. "Say your prayers, bear."
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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You're making me crave for a move in Texas (you and hickock45 on youtube).
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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