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Why do people insist on putting their own pictures on any form of adverting? It does not work!!!
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I was going to offer to make them a new website, But they don't even have a contact email 
modified 7-Aug-18 21:01pm.
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One obviously forced smile, two Elephant This for a Waste of Time scowls; looks about the right ratio for a group photo at work.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Rock n' roll power trio. The chick needs to look a little tougher.
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Hey. They got Elton John in the picture. What's not to love?
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Member 9082365 wrote: hey got Elton John in the picture.
That's what my gf said!
Marc
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That is the most boring "that's what she said" I've ever heard.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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At least they aren't offering health insurance. I can't imagine buying health insurance from a group of people who all appear to be suffering from hemorrhoids. 
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My friend says, whenever he sits down with a glittering eyes + wide grin to explore the new gadget he bought, his wife watches him for a while, and if the "exploration" continues for more than an hour, he gets kicked on his butt reminding the blood sucking "ToDo_Home" list, many of which could apparently/gently be moved to Later-tomorrow's list. He says he could never be at peace with his cool gadgets.
Only when his wife's away, like when she goes out shopping (Which is the longest peaceful-free time he gets  ), he gets all the pretty ones' manuals scattered all over and have a field day. I'm just reckoning this pattern, My wife does very much the same but little forgiving then and there.
Anyone really does have a wife who sits over the todo-list to explore gadgets along, peacefully?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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I'd be lucky to pry the gadget out of her hands.
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So you got the unicorn.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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 For some reason, I found that very funny - probably because of the double entendre in it.
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My (to be) wife is more than happy to sit over the todo-list, unless conditions are unacceptable. Also, I'd have to negotiate or wrestle with her in order to take the gadget off HER hands
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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I guess it must be about a Phone? To be precise an iPhone? I bet it's not an Android.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Same story, different 'package'.
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Misread the title as 'Wives are jealous gadgets'
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Definetely. And expensive too! Also changing one requires a great deal of time, paperwork and money.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Avijnata wrote: Misread the title as 'Wives are jealous gadgets'
...with giant duracell batteries that lets them have unbelievable talk-time.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Quote: he gets kicked on his butt reminding the blood sucking "ToDo_Home" list
There's really no need of 'new gadgets' to trigger such a behaviour.
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You nailed it.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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That is why I get up early in the morning. Nobody misses me at 5am. I can do whatever I want for about an hour.
Hogan
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No need of gadget of any kind to trigger the 'todolist' behavior...Only have to sit down
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You get to sit down? You lucky git!
veni bibi saltavi
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He didn't say his butt actually touched down.
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