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I sit down and have a conversation with the computer in which I explain what I mean, and then (when I test it) the computer tells me what it thinks I mean. Eventually, we come to some sort of understanding: how long this takes depends entirely on my mood and upon nothing else: the computer's attitude is a reflection of my state of mind.
I've noticed that younger programmers don't do this: instead, they sit around and define their goals, and create an architecture or something (often defined by an acronym such as YAGNI or REST, because apparently it's very important to follow the rules of someone who's never seen the problem you're trying to solve), and then they kind of force the computer to cooperate, viewing it almost as an enemy: the solution and the problem are constrained to fit within whatever they've decided their architecture will be (a-priori, often before even knowing what the problem is).
Strange.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
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Perform the following steps:
1. Understand what a computer can and cannot do.
2. Define the goal of the program.
3. Define the method to accomplish the goal in terms of things that a computer can do.
4. Enter the computer instructions determined in step 3.
5. Test the resulting program to see if it is working correctly.
6. If testing fails, troubleshoot and go to step 3.
7. Done.
Of course, the above list skips over a lot of detail, but the detail is neither understood nor wanted by the layman asking about how to program a computer. 
Fletcher Glenn
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This is going back 20+ years. We were writing software for a Diagnostic Imaging Center--one of those places with MRI, CAT, PET Scanners, and X-Ray machines. The business was still using IBM typewriters and hand faxing diagnostic reports to physicians. We wrote a system for them to compose diagnostic reports from templates, and automate the faxing. (C, dBase and Novell if anyone cares).
I was in there one day debugging and had both a hex dump up and some source code. One of the radiologists (MD) comes over and asks how do you know how to do that and what all that means? I promptly responded, the same way you know that gray shadow on the mammogram is a mass and not an artifact. She got the point.
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Lions
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Lions and Tigers fans remember Sparky Lyle Lovett or Leave it Alone Ranger Rick Derringerry Jeff Walker Percy Sledgehammer I'd hammer in the morning dove ice cream bars of gold Cadillac from Detroit Lions
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Hi All,
Had a bit of a disarster the nose thing on my Glasses broke off hit the floor cue swearing and hunting for it, and then if thats not enough a side screw popped out and a lense hit the floor, more bad language. struggle to find spare pair which aren't quite right. Bad language. Then mount lense and plastic nose thing find both using one eye (my eyes are different and my left eye hasn't altered as much). Spend about half hour trying to reassemble glasses, yet more bad language!.
Finish and clean glasses. More Bad Language!
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Take 'em to your optician - mine fixes stuff like that for free while you wait.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Problem, the optician is a car ride away, I need to able to see to drive 
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Well, then you better fix your glasses first, then drive to the optician to get your glasses fixed.
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I walked into an optician in Vienna having done a face plant on my glasses the day before, practically rebuilt the glasses as I waited, no charge.
Mind you I looked like the bad result of a mugging at the time!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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A big building with patients, but that's not important right now... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Now that's a Leslie!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Holy sh*t! He's dead! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Only for five years though. How could you possibly be expected to know?
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And don't call me Shirley!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Wow! That's really a breaking news! You should start a "RIP" thread to let everyone know.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Ah, man! Leslie died!? And all this time...
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Is it the Old St. Leopold's Hospital?
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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I've forgotten 
veni bibi saltavi
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