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Are you saying that we're too bright for you? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Put a socket in it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well fuse you too! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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:lightbulb: I just had a bright idea! Too bad, no lightbulb icon for you! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: Too bad, no lightbulb icon for you!
💡 Only because you don't know the secret code.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Your light bulb is emitting black light! 
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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isn't the one you have stupid enough already?
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4
1 to change the bulb
1 to report it as abuse for no apparent reason.
1 to come up with a light-bulb related pun.
and 1 to tell you Leslie already changed it in 2007.
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LOL - That was the best one I've seen in a long time!  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Actually, it's 5... You missed one...
1 to make a pointless "correction" that doesn't actually add anything to the solution
Wait...
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Shouldn't there be a period after the word solution? 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Shouldn't "solution" be in quotes?
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Your suggestion actually adds something to the word solution, you're not playing fair.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The missing period is what makes it pointless.
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... but surely the answer is "None - it's a hardware problem."
So, how many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb....
None... it _could_ be software.
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Member 10438861 wrote: how many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb
None, we'll just have them fix it in firmware
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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Surely you mean 6?
You also need one to devise a logic puzzle from this simple task for a future interview question, and one to tell you there is a much easier algorithm using trinary logic. No, make that 7, since we also need someone to devise an algorithm to compute how many people we need.
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And, don't forget, one to post about in on the Lounge!
I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone - Bjarne Stroustrup
The world is going to laugh at you anyway, might as well crack the 1st joke!
My code has no bugs, it runs exactly as it was written.
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None - darkness is a feature.
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You'd better ask the light bulb first, if it wanted to be changed.
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its a hardware engineers job surely?
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Wrong forum. Programming questions should be posted in Q&A. And your question is precisely as well defined as the rest of them there... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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