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That's not coffee!!!
"To Serve Man isn't a manual on human relations...
"It's a...a...
Cookbook!!!! aaaayyyyyyeeeeee!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIufLRpJYnI[^]
video snippet only 1 min. 21 seconds.
Twilight zone reference.
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Sorry, your joke or whatever was lost on me.
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These are some crazy times. And you guys thought Win10 was hard to accept. Now we have coffee shops serving macaroni and cheese? People will never be the same again.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: Win10 was hard to accept
Yet harder to reject.
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It's an attempt to lure me as a customer. Yes, I'm probably the only person who has never been to one.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I don't think I've ever been in a Starbucks.
But then I don't roam the streets looking for overpriced coffee flavoured drinks.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: overpriced coffee flavoured drinks
Exactly.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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chriselst wrote: I don't think I've ever been in a Starbucks.
So you can't say anything, because your second comment is pure silliness.
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I've never been in a brothel either but I know they sell sex acts for more than I can get them for elsewhere.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Either the want to serve Irish coffee or they would just do anything to make a Starbuck.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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I make good money. I don't care if my coffee costs a little more. The very, very, very little "extra cost", doesn't impede my lifestyle or the ability to send my two children to college.
We either have a tremendous amount of overly frugal people on this site or they are all dirt poor. 
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Slacker007 wrote: The very, very, very little "extra cost"
Not an economics student then? Or do you have a past life selling sub-prime mortgages?
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Is the time between your foot hitting the peel and you hitting the floor 1 Bananosecond?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But what if you don't fall?
So for every person that bananosecond is different, because of their height?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." DNA - "H2G2"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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SI should contact you, or you should.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Yes, because my IP address is banned! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Does swearing at the computer when it doesn't work count as the second sign? 
(Asking for a friend.)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I think your standards are slipping.
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The banana republic will have your head for this.
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Put it in your pipe and smoke it!
(see how old you are) 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Smoking banana skins was rather 60's (and didn't work anyway)...before my time! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was too young to smoke (and live*) but old enough to hear about banana skins.
*Those were the days when a parent would whip the stuffing out of you.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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