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I've always heard this version...
Johnny was a chemist, but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was water, was H2SO4.
Jeremy Falcon
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We had some Packers and Movers in Delhi a few months ago, we proudly announced that you needed to check the house after they left - as they always leave some of your stuff behind.
Now they are back (in moderation) promising "[you can] have hustle free relocation experience" 
So not only is half your stuff going to be left behind, but they're going to move really slowly as well!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe they're trying to say that they won't con you?
Or perhaps that your relocation won't involve disco dancing?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: Or perhaps that your relocation won't involve disco dancing?
This is definitely a good attribute for movers to have.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I like the previous statement:
you can free yourself of having more efficiency
Who in their right mind would want to be more efficient? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It depends if "more efficiency" is heavy and is tied to one (or both) of your legs. I'd want to be free of that
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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My dad got a letter through the post the other day about winning the lottery, mentioning federal state laws and part of the details included a request for a cell phone number.
It's all well and good except for we live in England, so we don't have 'cell' phones or 'federal' laws.
I could understand [almost] if it was e-mail but it was sent via snail mail to a UK postal address, clearly not in the USA.
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Wastedtalent wrote: It's all well and good except for we live in England, so we don't have 'cell' phones or 'federal' laws.
I could understand [almost] if it was e-mail but it was sent via snail mail to a UK postal address, clearly not in the USA.
Why let a little thing like thing deter you from getting protected.
Just supply te information and I will personally guarantee your data safty. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
modified 13-Jul-15 9:38am.
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As others have mentioned, "Hustle" can also mean to fraud or swindle (North American term)
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OriginalGriff wrote: hustle free
Could also mean "scam free" or "theft free".
But likely meant "hassle free".
LMAO
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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That is the sound of my front tire.
Of all the sucky things punctures are in there with Ms H. But lo, the clever b'tards who designed my car didn't include a spare, instead there's an inflator with special glue/gunk to seal the hole until the tire is replaced.
All this happens, of course, when I am very nicely dressed and on my way out to dinner.
veni bibi saltavi
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Quote: But lo, the clever b'tards who designed my car didn't include a spare, instead there's an inflator with special glue/gunk to seal the hole until the tire is replaced.
Still don't see the point of those things if you have more than hole they are useless. I suppose it's something to do with lowering the weight of the car to fudge emission readings...
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... and to make repairs more expensive. Instead of a new tire, I have to buy a new tire and more gunk!
veni bibi saltavi
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Unless you're in the habit of driving in a manner which causes the police (or the mob) to deploy a stinger the chances of any actual puncture are tiny and the chances of a double puncture in a single tire as near zero as makes no difference. In any case the sealant is designed to spread throughout the tire indiscriminately and therefore seal all holes present. It is only an emergency measure and you are required (usually by law) to make a full replacement as soon as possible.
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True, but I have had a tyre completely blow under me (it was a fault with the tyre) and the can of expanding gunk was no use! (the worst bit was loosening the wheel nuts, not an easy task and then finding no spare or jack!)
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glennPattonBackInThePUB wrote: I have had a tyre completely blow under me (it was a fault with the tyre) and the can of expanding gunk was no use
Did you actually try it? You may be writing it off a bit too soon 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I couldn't the rental company used some cra*** remoulds that broke down completely (the side wall disintegrated). 
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I was thinking you could have used the gunk to glue all the pieces back together again 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I think in cases of explosive decompression they'd really rather like you to sit quietly and await help. Driving while in a state of shock (it can be one hell of a big bang!) is generally frowned upon by t'plod!
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I was jet lagged wanted to get to the hotel.  moaned at the answerphone complained to the repair guy (who was shocked I managed to loosen the wheel nuts with a Leatherman!! 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: b'tards who designed my car didn't include a spare
OEMs are trying to limit embedded weight, so this will be the standard in the future, if not already.
What you may do is buy a BMW, they have run-flats as a standard.
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Or buy a Jeep. They all come with full-size spares. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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You could also buy two instances of the same car.
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I'd rather just have a CarFactory, then I can create my own instances.
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