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Kinda started with the punch line there buddy
modified 15-Jul-15 9:54am.
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Fixed. Please rename the title of your post. Thanks! 
/ravi
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Stop complaining! 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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complete with boxers, shirts, sweaters, jackets, and something for the missus - Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more.
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Auric Goldfinger wrote: something for the missus
A Codeproject gag is a great idea. 
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Don't forget the mankini!
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I'm trying really, really hard to forget the mankini.
You may have set me and my therapist back several years...
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I am soooo glad you got rid of that thing, Griff. It took years of shock therapy to erase the image!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Does your Missus happen to like photography? 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Great minds have the same meme... 
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Colin Mullikin wrote:
Does your Missus happen to like photography? |
Yes, part of the reason why I used the line.
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Is your missus a goer, eh?
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Auric Goldfinger wrote: and something for the missus - Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more
a code project tray for carrying in the sandwiches and beer while you are up late coding at night?
I have changed my suggestion based on Argonia's[^] post below. I'm not very good with blood especially when it is my own 
I think a nice box of Bob shaped chocolates would be just right.
[edit - post changed based on valuing my body parts all being within a relatively close distance to each other and Argonia's post below...]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 14-Jul-15 8:29am.
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GuyThiebaut wrote: a code project tray for carrying in the sandwiches and beer while you are up late coding at night?
Now that would be nice to have.
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GuyThiebaut wrote: carrying in the sandwiches and beer
Real coders want pizza, Doritos, coffee, and beer (or possibly whisky)
You are looking for the Ballmer Peak[^] here...
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I prefer the Vilmos Plateau, once you get there you keep the level topped up for however long it takes*.
* 30 years give or take a hangover
veni bibi saltavi
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OriginalGriff wrote: Real coders want pizza, Doritos, coffee, and beer (or possibly whisky)
You forgot the GIN and bacon! And here is the place to mention chocolate. You really don't want to see an angry female developer on chocolate abstinence. Its not pretty and all that blood is hard to clean up. They still haven't found the bodies.
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Nah, computers and bacon butties don't mix - the fat messes up the hardware. Eat the butties in the kitchen, and then come back to the work!
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With enough practice and washable keyboards you can master the complex art of infront-monitor eating. Basically you can eat and drink everything!
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I would like to see a Code Project liquor line... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Now you mention it, there was a plan but it went slightly wrong.
You see, Chris ordered a case each of various gins, whiskeys, vodkas and rums, and asked me to test them to find which ones would be most suitable for Codeproject ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) branding. Well I tested them all, repeatedly, but I seem to have forgotten what my conclusions were. I offered to redo the tests, but Chris isn't willing to sell his other kidney to finance the project.
veni bibi saltavi
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The soviet line on a baby sitter (10)
Good Luck
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Due to a request fron our friends in the U.S. on yesterday CCC I'll leave it going while I go bed and will respond in the morning, however when you work it out it will suddenly be obvious ( I hope)
As for a hint and question before I go to bed for some 
Who or what do you use as your baby sitter?
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