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$7k tip  i'm in the wrong bussiness
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Yeah, have a look at the comment, this has been heavily discussed there.
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and with good reason, tips are to be given, not requested
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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I come home from work, make dinner and read OG's thought of the day.
That's my usual routine, but something feels off today...
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Perhaps OG was thoughtless today, missed the wifes birthday, and is now recovering from the wounds?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I cannot forget Herself's birthday: January 1st is easy to remember (if difficult to buy a present for)
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Just say "Happy birthday dear, I got you a whole new year just for you!  " every year.
When she objects tell her no new years will come if you stop giving them to her. See if she's willing to take the risk...
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Sander Rossel wrote: tell her no new years will come if you stop giving them to her
Regrettably there are quite a few things I would not be receiving of I did that... 
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I know you forgot it once, so now it's easy to remember.
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I was busy helping a neighbour report his phone not working to an electronic system that wanted to contact him via the non-working phone! 
Normal service will (probably) be resumed tomorrow.
Please accept our apologies for the delay...your custom is important to us...please hold, we are trying to connect you...press 1 if you are reporting a fault on this line; press 2 to report a fault on a different line;...we are waiting for the customer to contact us...press 1 to wait forever; press 2 to disconnect randomly in the middle of a sen
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Unbelievable...
They wrote the software based on CP QA answers, I'm sure !
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's sheep-shearing season. He doesn't have room for other thoughts.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Design Contemplation OTD:
Should my application collect duties when the user imports data?
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Only if it has larceny in its soul 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Aaaar! Pirate Software!
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Only if you send the tax revenues to me for safe keeping.
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You can't steel that much! You need to be a lawyer to do that.
veni bibi saltavi
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A man can dream, can't he?
I'll call Saul...
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Ah, but man's grasp should exceed his reach...
[with apologies to Robert Browning]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You develop the duty-collection-component and I'll not only send you for safe keeping but gift you all duties collected from customers from Wales. Deal? 
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Possibly not - I'm not convinced the labour / reward distribution is quite equitable... 
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You should be a bit more trusting towards your fellow CPians 
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Trust is wonderful; but business is business!
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