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You could try doing so yourself 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I dread the day she'll say something like this  
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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I only serve the dark lord Cthulhu
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No, for you, @OriginalGriff, serve puns to net in these flounder-ing shipwrecked currents upon your gull-able fishing expeditions in our sea of technical tide pool of life; maybe I shoulda clammed up on this sorted grouper of white-capped tidal waves spongings or float out on the ebb of my keyboard next high tide.
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Yes, even if it's for the halibut.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Personally, I think you cod have done better.
/ravi
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No need to be so roughy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Sounds awful fishy to me!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Porpoises are not palatable.
But, rather than carp about it, let's be chumms and avoid a roe.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The Japanese do - on a plate
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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No; Some people have already served their porpoise - usually as a bad example. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Has anyone here ever been called Code Monkey? I was talking to a system architect and he casually called me a "Code Monkey". BTW that guy works for another outfit.
Developers are not respected where I work either. At my shop I have been called a "Worker Bee".
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Do you enjoy what you do?
Do you get paid for it?
Do you really care what someone else calls you?
This space for rent
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Do you really care what someone else calls you?
You should, especially in a professional environment.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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'parantly yous and I are wrong. We are supposed to worry about the title. 
veni bibi saltavi
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As long as the check doesn't bounce, they can call me whatever they want.
This space for rent
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How about Mr Mackem? 
veni bibi saltavi
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That needs a cheque with more zeroes before the decimal.
This space for rent
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Like this $0000001.00? 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: check
You Bloody Yank.
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Stupid phone. I typed in cheque.
This space for rent
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..the problem is that peoples' ideas (and hence actions) are based on abstract things like words. First you call them a dumb f***, next you'll treat them as one. Repeating the name has a NLP-like effect.
And no, they can't call you what they want; one might break the law in doing so.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Do you really care what someone else calls you?
Are you suggesting it's ok to use degrading names as long as the target gets paid?
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I'd say if someone hands me 20k a month for calling me a douche... why not? It's all about the money isn't it?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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HobbyProggy wrote: It's all about the money isn't it?
That's what she said.
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