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Doing a 4 day canoe trip on the Suwanee River from Fargo, GA to White Springs, FL where I live starting Black Friday.
Weather is going to be awesome and packed and ready to go!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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So that's what I been hearing? 
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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But what you really have to watch out for is when the drums stop... and the bass solo begins. 
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and then faintly in the distance;
Ah, sweet mystery of life
At last I've found thee
Ah, I know at last the secret of it all
All the longing, seeking, striving, waiting, yearning
I'm sure the guide said third stream to the left...or was it right...oops!
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Sounds great, have fun and catch lots of fish!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Thanks, taking my fly rod so may have fresh catch one night.
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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[Homer drool]
mmm fresh fish....
[/Homer drool]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You'll have to catch a lot of flies to get a meal out of it.
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Catch skeeters instead, they're the size of small birds.
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Of course, will be taking many photos.
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Got beaten? Really? Ah, doesn't matter. Good news deserve to be heard twice 
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Obama: what are you having for thanksgiving dinner?
Putin: Turkey.
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Project manager:
This UAT data will all go in by the end of the day.
Me:
I think we need to be cautious with our expectations as we have hit a lot of errors so far when importing data.
Project manager:
You are such a pessimist.
Reality:
The environment was completely screwed up by the someone's last minute changes to the configuration files - which they had not factored into the data files.
The import was even more of a screw up than I had hinted at.
End of first day and 1/20th of the data is in the system.
After witnessing all of this the IT director told me that I am a pessimist.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 25-Nov-15 13:41pm.
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I once thought I was a pessimist... but, as usual, I was wrong.
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Pessimist (n). What an optimist calls a realist.
This space for rent
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It's no fun being the only expert in the room.
The Expert [^]
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George Will Quote:
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
FTFY
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That's the optimistic way of looking at it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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But are you a pessimist enough?
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