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It would have to be a programming language to make programming frustrating, ergo....
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And quite true.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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ooh. That's cold. Real cold.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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The PHP people always bragged that they could do anything anyone could think of. When someone then mentioned something which an interpreter really can't do, then they usually retreated to calling it 'just a scripting language'. So I guess that any little interpreter that falls a little short is just a scripting language.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sander Rossel wrote: You've never done JavaScript WCF?
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For the groupie chicks, obviously.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote: groupie chicks
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What? 
You don't get Development Groupies in Israel?
That's terrible - what are you doing the job for?
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I visit Microsoft's monthly meetings (if I can), but a skip all the other invitations for 'Made in Jerusalem', 'Tea for two' and other groups - I was thinking it is a waste of time...Maybe I'm wrong 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"Tea for two" is a well-known euphemism. 
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I think the official name is 'talkcafe', but I do not drink coffee...
Euphemism - for what? I didn't found nothing that justifies that smile...(found something about 'drinking a tea', that sounds me idiotic).
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nothing, like riding out after a long day of programming, seeing the peasants coming home from working on your fields and riding just fast enough that the groupies get some exercise but don't catch up until you return to your manor. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes, we just don't agree that we are. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Because someone has to do the needful.
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I'm in it for the money!
And of course I need an excuse to hang around on CP 
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Because it beats beating our heads against a wall?
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
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lol and I read first "Are we that Macintosh". I definitely need new glasses 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Aah, but the pleasure is not in the punishment (for me)... it is in the success. So no, I don't think the result indicates that we are masochists. It might indicate that a small percentage of the 50% is, but for that you would need a new survey to determine it.
"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence."
<< please vote!! >></div>
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I find it soothing when focusing and solving a problem. But there are also parts that can be frustrating. I program a lot on my free time but sadly I get interrupted a lot by my wife and kids and then it just gets frustrating.
Same when a project grows to large, where it involves tasks that are not directly related to programming. For example graphic design and similar.
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I've never described anything I've cooked to anybody before—and I seldom cook—but tonight I prepared a seafood fettuccine and used way too much cream and white wine. I served myself a huge portion, considering my neglected, emaciated body; and I had a big glass of wine with it. Half an hour after finishing it I was lying on my grubby unvacuumed carpet quite drunk and almost comatose. I still feel lightheaded and stupefied. It's been a long time since I've posted here but I'm so lonely.
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Please don't post again immediately if it doesn't appear - both copies of this went to moderation, and I had to let both of them through to avoid giving you a kicking as a spammer!
I've deleted the spare.
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soap brain wrote: It's been a long time since I've posted here but I'm so lonely.
How lonely? This ronery?[^] (NSW)
Posting here won't help, much. Go out there, find where people are, and talk to some of 'em. I know it's a lot easier to say than do, but trust me: it's the only way!
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