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HAHAHA! That is awesome!
Marc
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If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Gold! 
/ravi
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Sounds a lot like this[^] oldie I used in school. 
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: I used in school.
Ah, the things I missed not going to school.
Marc
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I don't think you missed much.
/ravi
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The last one on the list is "Mo's algorithm", wonder if Larry and Curly collaborated?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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#55 = Stable Marriage Problem
It's way more complicated than I ever knew!  The simple way is just to agree or at least pretend to.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: The simple way is just to agree or at least pretend to.
Make sure you always get the last word: "Yes, Dear."
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Good spam!
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I had no idea there were so many different algorithms
There are infinitely many algorithms. There aren't as many interesting algorithms, but the number of them is huge and that list doesn't even scratch the surface.
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I use all of them all the time but now I know their names...
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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Why don't we call astronomers Skyentists?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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For the same reason we don't call cola manufacturers Fizzisists.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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And the same reason we don't call clockmakers alarmists.
/ravi
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Which is the reason we don't call people who study magic spirits, Genealogists.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Or thin-skinned cab drivers taxidermists.
/ravi
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Or automotive body shop workers dentists.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: And the same reason we don't call clockmakers alarmists.
Well that's just cuckoo!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Yes, that rings a bell.
/ravi
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Because it Mars their reputation and the shame is then visited upon their Suns, for Star-ters.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Would a black hole hunting algorithm return an array of void?
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For the same reason no one says to Frank Gehry in reference to his architecture "Ogive me a break"?
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1969 pioneer programmers should've been called FORTRUNners.
Life is too shor
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