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Symmetry is a beautiful thing, Sander! 
Hooters come to mind. Like martinis, one is not enough, three are too many. Symmetry is everything, not to mention balance...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: Hooters come to mind
Owls are symmetric[^]?
Roger Wright wrote: Like martinis, one is not enough, three are too many
But three are still symmetric 
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If hooters are symmetrical they ain't real!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I'm an engineer, not a mathematician; hooters are close enough to symmetrical for practical purposes. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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I haven't gotten my daily news for three days now. What's up?
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Well, no news is good news!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I got it very late for the past few days.
I usually read it before going to work in the morning, I just missed that at 1 PM
Back in my day I got a complaint when the paper arrived late
Then again, I was late because rain/snow/storm/late delivery/overslept (nah I didn't do that )...
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Ygnaiih wrote: What's up?
-- David Bowie passed away from cancer.
-- Leslie Nielsen was spotted buying potatoes at the local supermarket.
-- Dalek Dave is running for president of the United States.
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Slacker007 wrote: Dalek Dave is running for president of the United States.
I want to see the birth certificate!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: I want to see the birth certificate!
No need to. His mother was born in New York, in a past life. All good. Nothing to see here. Move along. 
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Maybe this happened again?[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I found the problem. My agency's Outlook has a clutter file. For what ever reason my Daily News was going into the clutter file.
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Ygnaiih wrote: Outlook has a clutter file
Delete the Clutter folder. Empty Deleted Items folder. Close then open Outlook. Behold you now have a Clutter folder again. 
Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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I'm not kitten around – cat puns freak meowt!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Don't be a pussy.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Purr-fectly normal!
New version: WinHeist Version Tequila, the nigh time, snuffly, sneezing, how the hell did I end up on the bathroom floor medicine.
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Are you feline alright?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Can we paws this fur a moment... pfleas?
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This actually made me perform a physical chuckle...versus, say, a mental chuckle.
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Gee, I thought it would make you purr.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I also say neigh to horse puns and sheep puns are just baad.
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Applying butter to this pun and tossing it twirlingly into the air seem most apropos.
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A large whisker on the rocks should make you feel a lot better.
Life is too shor
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Microsoft pesters people continually to upgrade their PCs to Windows 10. Annoying as all...
I am now getting pestered on my iPhone to upgrade to iOS 9.2.
Install Now
Install Tonight
Install Later
I have applications for work that break under 9.2; if I wanted to upgrade it, I would... stop requesting this multiple times a day!
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