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I wonder who spotted the leopard.
/ravi
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I don't know, but I bet they had an injury claws in their contract.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I had a feline you'd say that.
/ravi
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I'm consistent if nothing else, and that's purrfectly fine by me.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That has got to be the most incompetent animal control unit in the history of mankind! No wonder the nice kitty was peeved. WWSID? Or WWBID, come to that!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Vikings had bears for pets. 
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Smart K8 wrote: Vikings had bears for pets.
You sure that's not the other way around?
Only kidding. Don't forget that European bears tend to be a bit smaller and more docile than their American cousins though. Trained 'dancing bears' were common in England right up to the 19th Century and are still being exhibited in Spain today despite international condemnation.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Is a newborn Ocelot called an Ocelittle?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If it was born with a hump on its back would it be a Camelot?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Arthur, go to your room.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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OK, good knight.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Wait - let's discuss this first. How about a round table?
/ravi
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You sword that you would not mention the table.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm not anywhere near your excaliber.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Is that written in stone?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Gawain, get outta here!
Software Zen: delete this;
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I just don't think it's a lot 
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Shows you what LITTLE you know.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Brings to mind the question of a flailing fop being a wild bore.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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How do you titillate an ocelot?
oscillate it's titalot.
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Have you been watching QI recently?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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