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Member 9082365 wrote: What could possibly go wrong, right?
Nothing. I don't hoard important files.
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http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/abuse[^]
A lot of the posts that are getting voted as abuse are not abuse. I think we all know that. For those of you that use the abuse flag as a way to "downvote" someone because your sensitive feelings got hurt, then may you have diarrhea in your pants today, in front of a thousand pretty ladies.
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Emilio Largo wrote: diarrhea in your pants today
That's a genetic trait. It runs in our jeans. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I thought the "Abuse" flag was just short for "Abuse oneself"
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Emilio Largo wrote: in front of a thousand pretty ladies.
But I'm in Portsmouth.
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Ok...thousands of pretty boys then...
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Emilio Largo wrote: A lot of the posts that are getting voted as abuse are not abuse. I think we all know that. For those of you that use the abuse flag as a way to "downvote" someone ...
I being the victim of this wrath once, have the distinction of being banished from CP and then called back 
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas.
Carl von Clausewitz
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If CP'ians are truly using Abuse as a downvote, then maybe Admins should handle them. Warning/Suspensions/Beheadings are all acceptable.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Kevin Marois wrote: Warning/Suspensions/Beheadings
Where is the Red Queen when we need her? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Emilio Largo wrote: For those of you that use the abuse flag as a way to "downvote" someone
..should stop abusing the abuse-flag, before it will be removed to prevent this kind of abusive conduct. "Abuse" is not a downvote; it is a way to flag posts that are not spam, but which should be removed anyway. And that what happens if a lot of people vote; so don't abuse it as a downvote, it would make some threads unreadable for no-good reason.
Abuse-votes should require an extra post explaining the problem, with the name of the person who reported it clearly visible.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Emilio Largo wrote: in front of a thousand pretty ladies
The saddest part of your post is the assumption that all of CP's readership are male.
Come to think of it, the assumption is fairly valid.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Are ghost statistics paranormally distributed?
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What do you mean?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's a maths joke... 
[EDIT] Ah, now I get it... So is yours... - Being slow today! [/EDIT]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: It's an average maths joke...
FTFY!
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Yeah, you're right, it certainly wasn't any better than that... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Since Venn? It's not Poisson don't ya know.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The distribution is spooky!
Sorry I'll get my sheet and leave!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Do you know, by chance, of any reliable stats model to calculate the distribution density of angels dancing on the head of a pin?  ...and, btw, this is a statistical "Mean Math joke"
<lol>Life is 2short 2remove USB safely
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Depends on 1) the size of the angel; 2) the size of the pin; 3) the level of your belief.
If 3) is null, it propagates through the equation to give a null results as well...
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A pun like that is a calculated risk.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Ask a median and find out.
Software Zen: delete this;
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