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How do you people in the UK play Hearts (card game)?
Player 1 (American): What's trump?
Player 2 (Britisher): The bean dip
Player 1 : No, what suit is...
Seriously, what is the trump suit called in card games in UK?
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The only times I've seen anyone in the UK playing Hearts, it's on a computer...
And the "popular" games that involve Trump suits (like Bridge) are generally only played by people who would never admit to having a hole between their buttocks! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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MacSpudster wrote: Thought of the Weak Strong
FTFY. US is the 'Strongest' country in the world.
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It depends on how you measure "Strong".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The average Miss American contestant would probably make a better president as well 
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Why? Haven't recent U.S. presidents pursued World Peace?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Because for important decisions, it is easier to present a binary option, with both radiobuttons returning the same value. Once the people 'decide', they'll have to accept that 'choice' for a few years.
Other countries make it even more easy by providing only one option to choose.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Because to be president you have to be able to afford advertising. Doesn't really matter who or what you stand for either, you just have to be on TV a lot to win.
Jeremy Falcon
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OK, yer actually answering the question to a joke post...
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Joke posts don't have a rant icon, duh.
Jeremy Falcon
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Because it cost a whole lot less to enter Miss American! You live in a plutocracy, my friend. Suck it up!
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I think the biggest objection I have to WinX, once the installation and update woes are done, is the boring, flat, nearly unusable UI. Who tested this and said, "Yes, this is the way to go". Were they those people who have that strange colourblindness that only lets them see in black and white? Do these people only live in houses painted all white, with white carpets and white, vinyl furniture and white painted shelving and other furniture? ...and if they own a dog, or more likely a cat, it's a white one - with long fluffy fur that needs a lot of maintenance?
I hereby start a campaign to bring back Colour and the Aero interface to Windows. Who's with me? Torches and pitchforks can be picked up at the lumberyard!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I played with the Win 10 Preview in a VM for a while about a year ago. I seem to recall MS bringing back Aero in an abbreviated form near the end.
Did that survive to the GM? Or are you looking for more Aero?
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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Mike Mullikin wrote: Did that survive to the GM?
It didn't.[^] I suspect the original reasons of making windows look the same on all platforms (including those that never had glass); and the extra GPU load from transparency having a non-trivial hit on battery life (IIRC 5-10%) kept it dead in W10.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Wanted: Look and feel of XP.
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Avijnata wrote: Wanted: Look and feel of XP.
I was thinking the opposite, getting quite tired of the notification that my firewall is off, or that my AV is not active. It was reminding me of 'You have unused icons on your desktop'. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Avijnata wrote: Wanted: Look and feel of XP Windows Classic.
FTFY.
I'm assuming nobody wants the Fisher Price interface (aka "Luna").
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I said the same thing when Win 8 came out. What idiot decided that everything should be 2-tone tiles?
The Win 8/10/Phone looks reminds me of Win 3.1
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Forogar wrote: Who tested this and said,
Not even relevant.
A good UI is one that needs no explanation, works as expected, which is predictable and consistent. One tries to keep the UI the same between versions, to prevent having to re-educate people. It saves time and money, and it is not done to change it for the sake of having a change - that costs time and money without adding value.
That was the theory. Then some manager comes explain the real world; we will not add features this version, we will only update the UI. People will not buy the software if it looks like the old software.
And sadly, that is true. People do not buy cars or software based on specs, but mainly on looks; and it doesn't need to look "great", just "new and sexy".
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: People do not buy cars or software based on specs, but mainly on looks
I don't know who these people are, but that's stupid. The first thing I consider are the specs, but one of the specs is that I consider is it's gotta look good.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Look good to whom? 
I'd rather see a cheaper price than an updated "look and feel and experience".
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Quote: a cheaper price
Free sounds like it is cheaper - until you factor in the cost of time installing, repairing, updating, re-installing, re-repairing, re-updating and then the cost of new glasses that dim the bright white so you don't ruin your eyes... mutter, mutter, mutter...
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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