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Wouldn't the duckies prefer to see where they're going rather than where they've been?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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:duck:
:duckies:
:quack:
Worth a shot 
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Comedian, singer and writer Victoria Wood has died after "a short but brave" battle with cancer aged 62.
Very sad news, I always enjoyed her style - outwardly very posh delivery of pure unadulterated smut[^].
veni bibi saltavi
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Please look down 2 threads...
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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In my defence, look over there A FISH ->
[Vilmos runs and hides]
veni bibi saltavi
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You found it[^]!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I have a fear of speed humps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You should think that they could put up a warning sign, but instead they always put up the Nude Beach Ahead[^] sign! 
Warning: Link totally SFW! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You misspelled word "beach" - s/ea/it/ 
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I have got speed humped for posting question 
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You'll get over it slowly... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The latest reincarnation of ORT, I suspect...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Could be... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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What hump?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre
/xml>
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Everyone has their ups and downs I suppose.
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OriginalGriff wrote: speed humps
A quickie at lunch? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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That requires a real suspension of belief. Hopefully, absorbing that doesn't shock you.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Of your Signature, @Balboos, here's a branch:
"If you are searching for failure in others, you won't be disappointed."
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If your amused by musing, you can go to my Home Page. Quality varies greatly from top to bottom.
However - if you do decide to visit, I'd prefer you do a google search for 'balboos' and then, from the list, click on "BALBOOS' Contemplations & Such", which may not be on the front page. I want it to move to the front page and being selected from a search does that. With a rare-ish search such as this, the order can change rather easily.
Left side, with one exception, quotes from others; right side - the results of a savant-ranter
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Good read of quotes, indeed!
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Now it's the turn of Victoria Wood[^]. Like many of my generation, she brought immense pleasure to me with her unique brand of humour.
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