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If I didn't just have to answer a call, this would have been my guess 
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Congratulations!
I thought that would take one clue at least...
GH OUGH TTE EIGH TTE OUGH
GH P (hiccouGH)
OUGH O (dOUGH)
TTE T (gazeTTE)
EIGH A (nEIGHbour)
TTE T (gazeTTE)
OUGH O (dOUGH)
You are up for tomorrow.
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I haven't any idea where to start ? please don't say at the beginning 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Not at the end?
It's not easy. But Charmap ("Character map" in Win10) may be a place to begin.
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I thought you were telling me my question was invalid!
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It's not the characters that bother me I don't know the format expected
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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OriginalGriff wrote: EIGH A (nEIGHbour)
That can't be right - it's pronounced potato
I'll get my coat!
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It says 42 (and I'm not lying).
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So it's not just a question, it's an answer as well!
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I think it almost looks like a turtle without a shell.
But there is a similar condition that can happen to humans called something like harlequin babies. Don't google that, just don't not worth it. your mind is not a database where you can just delete it afterwards. I'm so glad I don't work as a doctor.
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Member 11683251 wrote: harlequin babies
I did  
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Me too... I couldn't resist...
I think I closed the Google image results half a second after they loaded...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Its twin has wings too, and is currently flying over the Alps
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Actually, in the Far East (and France) they have a name for that sort of thing: food.
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Kinda reminds me of this guy[^], but way less majestic looking lying dead on that table... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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A surprisingly sane comment on the YouTube video:
This is what happens when a baby buffalo is caught in a swamp or mud bank and is abandoned by it's herd... Over a period of weeks the black mud solidifies to the animals back and flanks due to exposure to the sun giving it the crocodile appearance... The reason the bottom of the legs are unaffected is because when an animal is stuck in the mud the legs stay moist under the surface meaning the mud cannot solidify into this scaled appearance.... The skin is in loose flaps because the animal has probably had severe malnutrition while trapped and the white on the back is probably bird fecal matter, as many birds would probably pick at this animals skin forming scabs and providing food for the birds
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"Susannah Mushatt Jones, 116, keeps a steady diet of bacon, eggs and grits for breakfast. A sign in her kitchen reads: “Bacon makes everything better.” [^].
I fear the members of the SWFFF and SABAFF (Swine For Feral Freedom, Swine Against Being A Favorite Food) may have her in their sights, as well as PETA:
"Pigs “have the cognitive ability to be quite sophisticated. Even more so than dogs and certainly [more so than] three-year-olds,” says Dr. Donald Broom, a Cambridge University professor and a former scientific adviser to the Council of Europe.(1) Pigs can play video games, and when given the choice, they have indicated temperature preferences in their surroundings.(2)" [^].
I am cheered at the thought that when I eat pork I am consuming some intelligence.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Dr. Donald Broom wrote: Pigs ... and certainly [more so than] three-year-olds
So...he is advocating Long Bacon then? 
It's not the first time: A Modest Proposal[^]
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I love this modest proposal!
So heartfelt and thoughtful! 
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At first, when I read the story, I thought she said bacon AND Guinness kept her young and beautiful.
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So I guess DD might re-join us after his 100th.
Life is too shor
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