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Thanks for doing my job, i always feel bad when i have to remind the people 
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Nope, been at the hospital with my wife, she had an op on her wrist a couple of weeks ago and can't drive so I've had to take her to a hand therapy appointment.
Just got back, getting things going.
Just let me retrieve a cheese sandwich from the George Foreman and I'll get it up.
Don't expect too much though.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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All we expect is good health to your wife...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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She's a bloody inconvenience but apart from that.
She damaged her wrist in an accident at work just over 6 years ago, a number of operations and experiments later they finally got around to fusing it so at the moment she effectively has one arm.
Which means I have to take my daughter to school, and pick her up again most days (conveniently she doesn't go to school anywhere near where we live so has to be a car journey). Also the wife needs taking to various appointments each week, I have to do all the cooking, housework etc, and try to fit work in around it too.
Bloody exhausting, at least they don't want to see her again until the new year now and my daughter only has a week left of school.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Explains why you're faffing with A George Foreman and toasted cheese sarnies! 
(About all they are good for - never the right temperature, the drip tray goes missing, and a PITA to clean unless you get the detachable plate version. And then they are a pain to refit correctly. Make good Ciabatta / cheese / ham / mushroom / mayo toasties though, if you put something heavy on the lid to hold it down!)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Following this story on the Register to let Sauron of Redmond know I want to keep the 15 gigs they said 'sorry we tried to take back:' [^], I clicked on the link El Reg provided: [^].
And, now, yes, there OneDrive is, but it's showing I have 168 gigs of storage available. And, I received, shortly thereafter, an e-mail from MS with congrats on using Office 365, which is not installed, currently (OneNote is installed).
As Hunter S. Thompson once wrote: "we can't stop here, this is bat country."
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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I can't see nothing weird here - today you got your own space and copy for Office 365, tomorrow it will be a bill for Bill
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well, Kornfeld, if I didn't sign up for Office365, would you then agree that there might be a dybbuk at work here ?
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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Of course, the dybbuk of money - it is the oldest one me think...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Where I come from, the highest compliment they can offer a person is to say that they're down to earth, grounded.
which movie?
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Sharknado
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The Mechanic Electrician
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Crank
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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6 Feet Under??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Cheech and Chong in - Up in smoke[^]?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Sounds like it should be Apollo 13, but it's really The Tourist
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Could be a dairy one circling cockney request to raise we hear this weapon (7)
Could be a dairy one = Farm
Cockney request to raise we hear = ire ( higher with the h removed ( cockneys are known for doing this))
weapon = Firearm
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 14-Dec-15 8:15am.
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Lost me on cockney
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Look it up 😁
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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"Cockney", "East End" etc. are all crosswordese references to speakers without aspiration. No, not unambitious; droppers of aitches. So ...
Cockney tile = AT (unaspirated hat)
East End shelter from the wind = AVEN or ARBOUR
time passed in Bow = OUR
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For the purpose of explaning it amounts to the same thing - don't see where unambitious enters the equation.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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It doesn't. T'was but a humorous aside on the other meaning of 'aspiration'.
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