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Would a cowboy adopt a Dachshund to git a long little doggie?
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Now, this is one the best ones to date, IMHO.
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Why are you hounding us with this Shih Tzu?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nah, he'd probably go with a "bowl"dog, so he can keep them doggies rollin'.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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"Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western"
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My useless thought of the Day
"If a project manager would manage projects, what would a party pooper do?"
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also manage projects?
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Yeah, she was my last boss. 
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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HobbyProggy wrote: If a project manager would manage projects
... and nothing but manage projects, we'd all be a lot happier!
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What[?]
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What the hand dare seize the fire? & I've seen rain, I've seen Sonny, yesterday my life was filled with Paine's "Common Sense" and Sensibility S. Ellery Queen for a day trip the light Fantastic for what?
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FBI Guy: "Freeze. FBI. The jig is up."
Grampa: "Alright, I admit it! I am the Lindbergh baby! Waah! Waah! Goo goo. I miss my fly fly dada."
FBI Guy: "Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?"
Grampa: "A little from column A, a little from column B."
FYI, you're Grampa.
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LMFAO.
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The level of thought needs elevated. Hopefully this isn't too high for you. 
Bob is a butcher. He is 6 feet tall. What does he weigh?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Bob is a butcher. He is 6 feet tall. What does he weigh?
Meat?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Clearly you have not been smitten by the Ashley bug. That was too easy for you.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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His decision to cut meat for a living.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Bob is a butcher. He is 6 feet tall. What does he weigh?
Pork butts?
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Vegetarians.
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RyanDev wrote: What does he weigh
meat. Obviously.
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He weighs in on any topic that he chooses.
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He weighs the wuverrwy wady.
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Nothing - he's invisible.
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..nothing to say, just joining in with this week's fashionable pointless topic. Hope it's gone away by next week 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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