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PompeyThree wrote: Sorry forgot so it's a bit sh*t.
Horse drugs.
So it must be Stallone.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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This has to be answered by a link on a webpage :
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Those who know will know, those who don't will not. That's how you spot the real insiders 
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PASSWORD? 
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Very good ! But you missed the part where you had to answer it with a link on a webpage[^].
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What? And give away my CP password?
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Not sure how to answer that mastermind wise
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AGGECAR?
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America
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I can see where the A, MER and A come from, but I'm lost on the IC.
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I figured A MARE ? CAR so it's just the I that I couldn't justify. But it's worth a shot!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Yes weel done
1. A
2. Mare
3. E
4. car
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"A-MARE-E-CAR" tvg!
veni bibi saltavi
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...due to work and the Daughter's soccer training, and I've only just started drinking.
But today is the 25th Anniversary of my Mum's death from Melanoma. So faarrrkkkk you cancer in all your forms.
Luckily I decided to start work at 11;00 tomorrow.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I too will lift a schooner to your ma's memory and to show all available middle digits in the direction of cancer with a huge "FAARRRKKK OOOOOFFFFFF!!!!!!!"
veni bibi saltavi
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A neighbour (I can see her house from where I sit typing this) and very good friend of my wife died from cancer around midnight last night. Diagnosed just three weeks ago.
I had high hopes for 2016, but it is turning out to be a bit of twat.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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My middle brother, he of the brain rot, will be 50 in April. If he makes it... ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
veni bibi saltavi
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She was 54.
Yesterday.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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To quote the esteemed OP, faarrrkkkk. 
veni bibi saltavi
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I went to a neighbour's funeral two weeks ago - bowel got him. He did well though: they removed most of his internals eight or so years ago, and left him with a colostomy bag instead. Nobody expected him to last that long...but survival times are getting better.
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OriginalGriff wrote: but survival times are getting better.
Indeed, and early diagnosis the key.
I believe it is around the anniversary of Jade Goody's death, which would probably have been avoidable had she taken action sooner, and at the time led to a huge increase in young women getting smear tests.
My neighbour, due to other complications in her private life, put off seeking treatment (not that she knew it was going to be cancer) for a long time, would almost certainly have bought her more time, may even have been curable.
If things change or aint right folks, get 'em looked at. It's probably nothing, but being told that is good, and you don't want to miss something that isn't.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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