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Syntax Error?
I ain't got no signature.
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Nagy's not yet been on the Gin 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Vote For A Hairy Caterpillar With A Mad Bastard Stuck To Its Bottom? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You started so well but seemed to get carried away a bit!
veni bibi saltavi
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Well, I couldn't get both Donald and Drumpf out of the letters provided. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Vote for Hillary Clinton
(the person who should not be named is left out on purpose)
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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The unnamed not related to an Orangutang person said a plurality of delegates should be enough to win the GOP primary: "I think that whoever gets the most delegates should win," then calls the 1,237 majority needed to clinch the nomination a "random number that somebody set."
Yup, a majority of 50%+1 is really 'random'
veni bibi saltavi
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darn fool voted for Trump
Marc
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Get Windows 10 Experience (GWX.exe).
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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How can I get the location of another person's smartphone
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Phone them up and ask them where they are?
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1: Employ a private dick.
2: Get them to follow the person you wish to stalk.
3: Phone the dick and ask them where they are.
4: You now have the location.
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Steal it. Then you'll always know where it is.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Get a job at the NSA
Jeremy Falcon
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Google+ allows you to share location with others. Whosoever's location you want to know, you can ask them to share it with you on that.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Call to the smartphone, it will ring or vibrate. We use this method when we get lost our phone at our home, then someone else phone rescue our phone. No matter it is a smartphone or not, we got exact location. 
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Call them, ask them where they are, and if there phone (the SMART one *) is with 'em or not 
*As the phone you're calling on, might not be the one they consider to be SMART enough. It would have told 'em about your intentions otherwise
*Ahh, where's my coat now * 
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If that person is a relative or so and wants to share that position, you can always install a tracking software there.
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Cool - Claudia Schiffer is a relative of mine (I promise! )
Now, what software should I install on her phone, and how? 
Nicola Tappenden is also a relative, and I'd really like to tap hers (phone, that is!) - Can you help me with that as well??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 11-Mar-16 3:52am.
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"and wants to share that position" is an important part of my message... 
Just ask her her phone and install the tracking software. 
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Look. The judge told you that you had to stop following her.
This space for rent
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You're still smarting over that one aren't you?
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm hoping he's found a loophole 
This space for rent
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It'll show up on an x-ray, but I don't believe it's possible for it to travel too far once it's in there.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Put a really long arial on it and attach a tasteful yellow flag to the end.
veni bibi saltavi
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