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kmoorevs wrote: I suppose then that I can forget about the Android Studio I just installed last week. (and forget Java!)
Nobody can forget about Java.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Ahhh, VS2105 is already out
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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It's been around for a while. 
Update 2 has the shiny Xamarin bits.
/ravi
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Oh, goodie!
Erm... what's Xamarin?
I downloaded the whole package and installed it - 6 hours! I'll check it out tomorrow...
Will Rogers never met me.
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Great move from microsoft.At last they start to understand that it's not everything about windows .Especially for mobile.
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Ah! Salads! I love 'em from my head tomatoes...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Aw, how romainetic.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Lettuce ponder his deep words.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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True, Caesar could not have said it better himself.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Bean there, done that.
/ravi
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Now you're pasta point of no return.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I was afraid you'd give me a dressing down.
/ravi
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You can't be Russian to conclusions.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm afraid it's my nature. When I dance I like to turnip the beet.
/ravi
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Being too loud is against the slaw you know.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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OK, this joke is trademarked/registered as a business, so you need to pay royalties for using it...
Facebook Page: From My Head Tomatoes LLC[^]    
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I don't go to FarceBook: collective stupidity make me itch. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I have it on good authority that the itch is just mange.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I corn see that this is somehow going to inspire:
If a grape-bearing plant is sad about what it's done, does it feel vinaigrette?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Tomatoes are for the pasta. Flowers; that's the fuchsia!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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In honor for all the friendly snarking back and forth between users of this site and Stack Overflow; the sites should swap logos and color schemes for a day.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Since no one wanted to solve it!
THUNDERSTRUCK
was the solution.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Even with the three hints and a solution, I'm still none the wiser... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I guess my "painting" was too bad 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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