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Anything on your property is fair game I say. Hell, toss a few squirrels in the yard as a special treat (or a wild hog, if they are in need of a challenge).
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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coulda been a stray...
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: possum, a cat, and a rabbit
Well, as I see it, you carnivores will simply make these into bacon variants and call it even.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Hopefully the dog left enough possum/cat/rabbit for dinner.
Hogan
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On the bright side:
1) You won't freeze any time soon
2) You have more free time to spend with the animals who clearly need some attention
and
3) I have a great Quail Recipe, so you can make a decent meal from the birds?
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I was told that no pictures meant there was no food so look right here. For the Scottish and single men out there, the green stuff is called salad.
veni bibi saltavi
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For single men the green stuff is usually mould.
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I have heard that tough Vikings like you used to prefer it that way when they were sailing around, single or not. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I think those plates would put me off the food.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Staffordshire something or others. The wife likes them, I prefer plain white. This[^] is my favourite, but we have that set in Budapest. Here our posh set is Zsolnay[^] that we were given by the out in-laws.
veni bibi saltavi
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They are rather ...um... busy, aren't they? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I might agree with you but I also might not want to end up on the sofa. Best I leave it as Madam la Wife likes them. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Not so much a plate ... more a way of life!
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Retek! Why in the earth, retek! Terrible...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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No, it was lovely. Our younger said "It's just like Túró Retek, but with beef."
veni bibi saltavi
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I have nothing against beef or túró, just loathe retek!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You burnt one of them!
And that isn't a salad, it's vegetables thrown at a plate!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If I serve a built salad, then MkII will carefully pick out the items she does not like; q.v. Radish [aka Fart Balls] and Spring Onion. A tossed salad alleviates this problem and ensures everything is nicely covered in the two oil [pumpkin and olive] dressing.
And yes, one was a tad crispy, but in my defence I had been waiting ten minutes for MkI to finish 'just putting the books away' and the food had stayed in the oven so it wouldn't be cold.
Catering for children with real food can be difficult. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: salad
This word does not exist in my lifestyle "Viva la Anti-Vegetarian Group"
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Clickety[^] (SFW)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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EXACTLY!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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the brown-yellowish thing in the middle is the larval form of what ?
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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There is a hole in the plate: it's the top of a Face-Hugger Pod...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought I had visited mums.net by mistake.
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