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I'd be lucky to pry the gadget out of her hands.
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So you got the unicorn.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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 For some reason, I found that very funny - probably because of the double entendre in it.
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My (to be) wife is more than happy to sit over the todo-list, unless conditions are unacceptable. Also, I'd have to negotiate or wrestle with her in order to take the gadget off HER hands 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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I guess it must be about a Phone? To be precise an iPhone? I bet it's not an Android.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Same story, different 'package'.
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Misread the title as 'Wives are jealous gadgets'
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Definetely. And expensive too! Also changing one requires a great deal of time, paperwork and money.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Avijnata wrote: Misread the title as 'Wives are jealous gadgets'
...with giant duracell batteries that lets them have unbelievable talk-time.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Quote: he gets kicked on his butt reminding the blood sucking "ToDo_Home" list
There's really no need of 'new gadgets' to trigger such a behaviour.
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You nailed it.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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That is why I get up early in the morning. Nobody misses me at 5am. I can do whatever I want for about an hour.
Hogan
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No need of gadget of any kind to trigger the 'todolist' behavior...Only have to sit down
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You get to sit down? You lucky git!
veni bibi saltavi
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He didn't say his butt actually touched down.
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I have no wife. Or girlfriend. Or kids.
I get to spend whatever amount of my money I want on all the gadgets I want and tinker with them for as long as I want.
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Everybody goes through this. No surprise. And this doesn't last longer. 
You are 25+?
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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43, so by asking "25+", technically yes you are correct. I'm just not sure, based on your question, whether this is within the age range you pictured me.
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I tell my gf, stop talking about it and start doing it.
Marc
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And that is when the fight started!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Why did @OriginalGriff have to post about sausage rolls? As a result I decided I hadn't made puff pastry for ages so I made some this morning.
Now what am I going to use it for? Looks like it'll be steak and chilli parcels.
That'll need chips to be served with it.
And red wine.
veni bibi saltavi
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In this case i'd dumbledore it : "Ten points to Original Griff(indor)"
Btw. i would "just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can"
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Thank you.
OT: How many drinks have you had?
veni bibi saltavi
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HobbyProggy wrote: Btw. i would "just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can"
I guess I've found the fourth line of my sig. You sir, are a genius 
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