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Not, if you can count the glasses you had...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's as dry as I can accept it.
If you want a Vilmos Extra Dry Martini, mix three parts gin with two parts gin in a glass and think briefly of France. 
veni bibi saltavi
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I am doing Dry January up to 20th. 
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Congratulations! I assume that is some sort of National Record?
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Sadly not, after three days sober*, you lose your citizenship and have to re-apply by drinking a bottle of Bells and punching a passing Englishman.
* or 'in hell' as the Scots call it.
veni bibi saltavi
modified 12-Jan-16 9:31am.
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Basically I do a dry 365, with the seldom exceptions of a tiny glass of liquor when I eat especially well. I bought a bottle of Lemon Cream liquor in august and still have half of it in the fridge.
Aslo I don't like beer nor wine so I don't usually take alcohol while eating.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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If that when you eat coffee beans instead of drinking coffee?
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I think most of Northern England and large parts of Scotland are hoping to give it a go.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I haven't had an alcoholic beverage in 17 years.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Considering how angry you manage to get sober, I think it is a good thing! 
veni bibi saltavi
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But since then... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Does a dry beer (a typical north German kind of beer) counts too?
Then I'm doing it since 40 years.
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I've drunk Canada dry
veni bibi saltavi
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Why yes, yes I am. I've gone through a few bottles of Chardonnay in the last week.
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Your willingness to open your home to these migrant refugees suggests the depth of your humanity and generosity.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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First I heard of it, pretty pour marketing.
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I don't even know her. 
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I don't have a choice. It's been raining too much around here.
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Quote: The EMS item was delivered to MMINNECI in the United States.
This status massage means that the item was delivered to the addressee...
Clear and simple...Isn't it?!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Quote: The Emergency Medical Supply item was delivered to My Mother In Nantucket Near Edgartown / Chappaquiddick Island in the United States.
You prefer the full version?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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To be honest - it is the same to me: Gibberish...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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EMS = Expanded Memory Specification.[^]
I know it's a holy commandment nowadays, not to know anything about memory, but...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Any suggestion for MMINNECI? 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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