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To follow up on Ravi's Darwin post I humbly submit stupid customer service tip of the day;
A Jupiter man was arrested for throwing a live alligator into a Wendy’s restaurant drive-through
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Mike Hankey wrote: A Jupiter man was arrested for throwing a live alligator into a Wendy’s restaurant drive-through
So whilst we're expecting the Martians to attack it is the Jupitans* who have got in first, alligators an odd choice of weapon for a space man though, unless they come with fricking laser beams.
*Spellcheck suggests Puritans.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: Jupitans
Wouldn't a man from Jupiter be a Jovian? 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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They can't be in particularly good cheer if they go around throwing alligators at people.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Different strokes for jovialJovian folks 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Mike Hankey wrote: A Jupiter man
Can anyone tell me what a Jupiter man is/means? Wasn't able to find an explanation for that
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Google is your friend: Jupiter, Florida[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Google is my second home but I didn't have the idea that it might be a geographic reference, so it showed me all kinds of results. Thank you.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Sounds like a gassy place.
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Thank you
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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So - what's the punch line? Does the story have an interesting twist or something. Perhaps the window was closed at the time? Seems rather typical.* That is, except that the 'gator was dead at the time.
*Considering it was a Wendy's
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<h2>Common Sense Man</h2>
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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No Darwin award the idiot has already bred, let's hope they got their mothers genes
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Just got a phone call from my mate Paddy asking what the 2nd largest state in America is. I told him Texas.
30 seconds later Paddy sent me an SMS saying "What's the 2nd largest State in America?"
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Inebriation? ...oh no, that's Ireland!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Here in the states I think it's stupidity!...No wait that's number 1.
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The reason he replied as he did is that you misspelled your answer. It's spelled with two S's.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: It's spelled with two S's.
No, I think it is only spelled with one "S". Nice try. 
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An interesting note:
Sarah Palin comes from largest state
Ted Cruze comes from second largest state
Fortunately, the two states are well separated, mitigating opportunities for breeding.
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Did he ask specifically for the USA or just America? I'm not sure it would be true, if the latter!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Nope, still technically correct (which is the best kind of correct  ), because Canada has provinces, not states. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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