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Super Lloyd wrote: Are you some kind of pattern Nazi or something?
They are always the worst ones, aren't they?
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If you want to rant, then CP provides a blog as part of your profile. Otherwise keep it professional. By all means, describe your frustration and challenges that you faced along the way, but do so in a way be-fitting for a CP article.
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Don't forget that many different nationalities will be reading your article, and they are likely to have different sensibilities. Rather than WTF, you could using something "Why Microsoft? Seriously, why?" which shows your lack of respect for that piece of code in a way that's not going to be too off-putting for your readers.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: and they are likely to have different sensibilities
I have zero f*cks to give about that.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I have zero f*cks
Perhaps a different cologne and some deodorant would change that.;P
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The only fix I'm aware of is for everyone to grow a pair and learn how to handle their overly developed and liberal-nurtured sensitivities. My advice to that kind of person - The world is hard. There are no "safe places". Man the f*ck up.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Go for it! Anyone who would publish a travesty like MFC and ATL, and expect developers to use it, can never be forgiven. I spent $$$ on books that weigh more than I do and never found anything useful in them. Let the bashing begin!
Will Rogers never met me.
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Don't let concern for other people's sensitivities cramp your own special writing style. Both barrels, man. Both.F*ckin.Barrels.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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A while ago I heard that some symbols in Tutankhamun's grave appeared to be more adequate for a woman's tomb. Tutankhamun died at a young age and probably had not yet a tomb of his own, so they may have burried him in his mother's tomb, which was never found.
I just heard in the news that they have scanned the walls for hidden sealed passages and a press conference has been announced for today. So, what are the bets? Did they find anything?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Either way Tut was entombed in his mummy's pyramid! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I knew someone would wrap it up like that.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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virang_21 wrote: moe study is needed
Nyuck nyuck nyuck...
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Well it is not like the sites name is "http://english.ahram.org.eg". So obviously they might make spelling mistakes. Well that or they actually meant that they need to study the strong feelings towards characters in manga, anime or video games (Moe[∙∙∙])
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I saw her last week, playing Bingo at the Riverside Casino. I'm betting they found nothing more in that sealed passage than Geraldo Rivera's career. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Probably gonna be another case of Al Capon's vault.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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From her womb to her tomb.
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What a great t-shirt that would have made back then.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yes, especially if they use pictographs.
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So far it has been really cool. Microsoft has released so much in just two days that has me hyped. I'm going to be downloading a lot of sessions after it's all over.
- Free Xamarin + Awesome new tools for it
- Awesome improvements and new API's to the Windows UWP.
- Bash in Windows
- Chatbot SDK (now I can make my own Nazi army)
- New Office 365 SDK's
I actually saw some Spring code (which I never thought I would see again).
All this has me hyped to write UWP and Xamarin apps, but I'm just not too sure. I've done a little C#, but I am not familiar with XAML or .Net (and there seems to be a lot to them). Plus, I feel there will be some edgy catch to free Xamarin and bash. Nevertheless, I am going to do my best to learn UWP app development and Xamarin soon.
Happy coding everyone 
p.s. I love how Apple open sources Swift and are wonderful people for it, but when M$ open sources several projects, the FSF people attack them for it.
i cri evry tiem
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James_Parsons wrote: the FSF people attack them for it
You can't be a freeloader without becoming degenerate soon after!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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James_Parsons wrote: Awesome improvements and new API's to the Windows UWP.
Care to elaborate please?! 
What about access to the damn file system?
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