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The Purple Cow's projected feast
Reflections on a Mythic Beast
Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least
by Gelett Burgess (1895)
I never saw a Purple Cow,
I never hope to see one;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purple_Cow[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Subject should be "Thought of the hay..."
"Bovine Fecal Matter is amazing, too!" commented the ranch hand, who was just shootin' the sh*t... 
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That one's an utter disaster.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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You were in the move Kung Pow - enter the fist?
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Manure still the top punster so I'll need to milk this for all it's worth.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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"Update the Force, Luke" - Adobe Wan Kenobi.
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"Help me, Adobe. You're my only hope!"
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Obi Wan Coyote? Oldie Van Moldie?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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"While you're updating, here's some totally unrelated crap we'd like to install on your computer.
These offers are easily un-ticked, but they will soon be back, and in greater numbers."
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And each successive update increments a counter variable which is the number of seconds we wait to open a 1 page PDF.
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..if Adobe where to play in that universe, they'd be sith-lords.
The Flash player even claims there are updates it needs to download before I connect to the internet. Must be telepathic software. ..and there's another installer suggesting to install the Ask toolbar 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: if Adobe where to play in that universe, they'd be sloth-lords.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
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⌂£ҦҧⱢ˾£⌂ (8)
The third and fourth should be treated as different characters, not upper and lower case of the same. I don't like the 6th character, what I had intended didn't display as I expected.
Clue 1. I was
Clue 2, A certain Hungarian likes to give the impression he is.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
modified 14-Dec-15 7:14am.
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GNASHING?
As in your teeth with frustration?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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| 2W
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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That's a relief.
I really didn't want 8B! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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2B 1W
I guess the two words would often be associated.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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2B 1W
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Another try: DERANGED
[EDIT]
That can't be the solution assuming DE - ED matches because the 'A' is at the same position as my last guess.
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It would have been 2B 3W, and another good word.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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DESIGNED ??
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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2B 1W
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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