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If that is your idea of "white" then you need:
1) A new monitor.
Or
2) To seriously change your washing powder.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or start with a White Rhino... oh, right, they're not actually white. 
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No, they are white but in greyish color.
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Dirty white... bad bad rhino.
Jeremy Falcon
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Can't blame them for being so horny.
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OriginalGriff wrote: 5) Paint it white.
I see a gray rhino and I want to paint it white
No colours anymore I want them to turn white
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The Stones did go through my head while I typed that, yes... 
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In mine there were both the Stones and Judas Priest, who made a cover (actually the first time I heard it was on a Judas Priest compilation, only later I dicovered the original, better song of the Stones).
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Thanks for bringing Priest up, apparently this song is on a Glenn Tipton solo record, but some of the players on that record, whoa, I'm might have to check it out. 
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"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A unicorn is basically a horse with a phallus on top - or as we know it, a police horse.
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OT: Your sig has a spelling mistake. Longue should be Lounge I believe.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Scheiße! You're right, thanks!
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Actually, I think it's lounge that's a misspelling of longue.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Actually, I think it's lounge that's a misspelling of longue.
Watch your tongue. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Oh, pardon my French. 
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I believe it's spelled tounge...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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- Is it? If it's a horse then it's not a unicorn. They're not even spelt the same. Similarly, if it's a unicorn it's not a horse or you would find them in the stables at Newmarket. Have you ever seen a unicorn there or at any other racing stables? No, I didn't think so.
- Is it? Just because you've never seen a black unicorn it doesn't mean there aren't any black unicorns. You can't say 'seen one unicorn, seen them all' not least because you've never seen a unicorn. And as you have never seen a unicorn yet clearly know they exist then so must black unicorns which you have never seen either.
- Again. Just because there's only one it doesn't mean that it's not married or in a relationship.
One can only conclude that your failure to possess a unicorn is entirely your own fault and this pathetic attempt to put the blame on the Universe simply reflects your inability to accept responsibility for your weakness!
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I'm not certain about black unicorns but I'm certain the invisible pink unicorns exist.
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That has been already done for years. What we are still struggling with is the immortality thing when you drink their blood. Seems like a detail, but damn complicated altogether.
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The easy approach:
Find a rhino, transplant its horn to the horse, and hope it's not desquamated (maybe requires permanent medication).
The medium approach:
Find the genes that are responsible to grow the rhino horn, try to include them in the horse genome, and hope it grows.
The hard approach:
Take the genome of the horse and add the horn by designing it using bio-engineering. Maybe the hardest but smartest solution because you could make the horn to look exactly like a "real" Unicorns one (or better: like people imagine it to look like).
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But what about immortality?
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