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I was worried Trump's little palm might be too obtuse; it was.
One of the States won by The Duck this week was South Carolina [SC] -> The Palmetto State -> Palmetto is aka Little Palm.
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Probably totally clear, unless you live outside South Carolina... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Fussy, fussy, fussy!
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So it was SC = South Carolina and andal = handle ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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pkfox wrote: andal = handle
Nah, mate. Andal = 'andle, dunnit! A bleedin' Messiah like wot ya open yer door wiv. Come round 'ere with yer bleedin' posh aitches .... !
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Since it was Trump, I was going for JERKOFF.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The current political environment (in the US, and everywhere else, it seems) were inspiration enough to add another line to my website:
You may rest assured that in the fullness of time most of your greatest fears will be realized. - March 3 2016, 7:34 AM
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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2016 Vote
Cthulu/Hastur
This time we're the lesser evils
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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May I interest you in some very reasonbly priced merchandise[^] 
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In line with what you are saying, I will ask people to consider the following:
with a population of 370 Million to choose from, don't you think we could do better than this?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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...how to save myself 8 bucks, because there's NO way in hell you're gonna make me do THIS[^]!!!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Damn right!
$8 for one floor? No way!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought it was a slide as in water parks was amazed that it is so cheap. Then, clicked on the link and was disappointed. I am sure there are many who would pay for this thrill.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Maybe, but being terrified of heights, there's no way I'm going to do that.
Actually, I'll save myself $32, because I'm considering NOT using it FOUR times in a row! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Save them and then go for sky diving. One of the instructors told me that even people with fear of heights can do it. I would appreciate if you can confirm that for me since I am not afraid of heights.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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I can't really confirm it, but I believe that he might be right. I would POSSIBLY have considered testing skydiving if it wasn't because I've got heart problems. But I honestly believe that I could have done that even with fear of heights.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If you have a family, then maybe even more since you would not consider taking them either.
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Precisely! There's no telling how much money I'm actually saving. The sky is the limit! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 7-Mar-16 16:39pm.
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Every floor is within walking distance if you have the time.
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I take it you read the story(I am too lazy to google) of the Chinese glass bridge that cracked?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Nope, but now that you mentioned it, I Goodled it. And I'm not having anything of that either!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Speaking of China, THIS[^] is one more thing that will never be found on my bucket list
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I guess they instruct people to keep their arms down when they are wearing those 'harnesses' 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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What the heck is that in the 6th picture - a port-a-potty?
Marc
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