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Hey Thanks for the upvote....
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It is said that past 2 A.M. is the time when only bad decisions happen. But this is interesting. 
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RUs123 wrote: It is said that past 2 A.M. is the time when only bad decisions happen.
Couldn't agree more. From then until midnight!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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So you've got about two hours a day, when good decisions happen? 
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Article wrote: These pixels are programmed with physics algorithms that imitate materials such as sand, rubber and water
I don't know about the sand but let the porn industry get hold of this and the tech will mature really quickly, possibly mature is the wrong word there.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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"Enlarged" perhaps????
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yeah dial in the amount of cushion an pushin… I think you're on to something. 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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That's something I've waited a lifetime to know; thanks.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Ahhh, the beautiful miracles of the deep sea... They're somewhere else 
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And as a smoothie for the busy dad, you just skip everything but the whisky... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 11-May-16 6:11am.
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Code Offsets - Version 2.0 - The Daily WTF[^]
I can think of a few people here that need some of these.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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... been following Dancing With The Stars (and I know you haven't) and you don't know who Nyle Di Marco is (and I know you don't) live a little dangerously, watch last night's Paso[^], and see if you can tell what it is that makes the whole thing extra amazing. The answer's here[^], totally!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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OK, you really need to watch this[^]
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I like so really have like so really lots of times. Like I even saw it in the cinema and everyfing!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Strange, I've been dancing for many years, and when I watched the clip, I was totally convinced (not knowing either of them) that HE was the pro and she was the amateur...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OK, so I'm away at work, with all the various portable computer gadgetry to amuse myself in the evenings, and I wanted to access files on my laptop drive from my windows 10 tab.
OK, so the tab has two full-sized USB ports, I've got USB sticks coming out the wazoo, and I've re-enabled the Briefcase in win 10, but I wanted "edit in situ" access, to make it all slightly less of a PITA.
So I typety-type set up a virtual router on the laptop (with a little help from a search engine that is not google), fire it up, connect from the tab... and can't do a damned thing with it -- no Internet, no nothing.
So I'm off configury pokerying, messing with network config, firewalls, ACLs, etc, and tearing a blue strip off win 10 for being so ch*ffing useless.
An hour later (just under, but who's counting?), I finally remember to click on the "Advanced" button in the IPv4 properties window, to set up default DNS servers, and everything works like a charm.
That bluddy button has been there for decades!
SO WHY DIDN'T THAT BLUDDY WINDOWS 10 REMIND ME NOT TO BE A USELESS IDIOT!?!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Because it figures if you know enough to do all the rest you'll remember that part too? 
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Bollocks!
Where's Clippy, when I need him?!?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Long may he stay there!
... On no-one's Favourites list.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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...He wants people to get stuck there.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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