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I hope you didn't got too tierd 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nah - it took longer to write the Tip than it did to write and test the code!
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We have an ERP system which requires development in JScript.NET ( That's right the version that Microsoft stopped supporting since vs2008 ). There is no other option. There are hardly any resources and if you get stuck you are at perils of trial and error.
Now I have requirement to create autocomplete textbox where user can input address and it can make API call to give list of addresses and user can select one. How hard can it be ?
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Less than VB6 I'd say. If I have some VB6 problem I have to solve it myself. Luckily there are no such things as VB6 problems. Maybe that's why they dropped it.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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den2k88 wrote: Luckily there are no such things as VB6 problems.
That's because of On Error Resume Next! That still exists in VB.Net
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Never before has any voice uttered the words of that tongue here in Imladris!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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den2k88 wrote: GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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The Geek Code[^]
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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The language is that of JScript, which I will not utter here!
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The first commercial program I wrote was in VB6 way back in 1999 and initially ran on Windows 98, and it continues to run flawlessly even today in Windows 10.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Nearly every time I left-click my mouse, the computer thinks I clicked twice.
As an example; I click the X to close a browser tab and two tabs close. 
I suspect it's my IOGEAR KVM's fault; I may need to replace it.
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But why, oh why, do you click twice all the time?!  
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It's probably a dirty or worn microswitch - open it up, read the number off the switch and order one from FleaBay, RS or Farnell. It's pretty easy to replace one if you have basic soldering skills - a minute or two is all for three pins - and it's a lot more socially responsible in terms of "repair, reuse, recycle" than binning it.
For my Logitech Trackman, the switches are D2FC-F-7N but read the existing as not all need the push contact in the same place. Last time I did it - several years ago - I got two switches for under a pound, instead of the 50 quid or so they wanted for a new unit.
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Maybe you're just getting old? I've noticed that old people double-click rather than single-click.
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Some old people find very difficult to do double click. They simply do two single click. 
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I actually need to remove my hand from the mouse at times to keep from accidental clicks.
Old age sucks.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I had a similar issue for about 2 or 3 weeks - it drove me crazy. It affected my browser windows as well as my file manipulation(open, save, copy, cut, paste, etc.) Anyhow, it just went away one day. Don't know if it was a windows update somewhere or what, but I could not fix it on my own.
Good luck with this.
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I had one that suddenly decided to rotate itself by 90 degrees, so if I moved it up it went right, etc.
It's still in a box, somewhere. I'm hoping to sell it for a fortune -- after all, people pay crazy money for defective postage stamps, don't they?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There's a secret: postage stamps are flat. Try flattening it with a hammer.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Mouse albums?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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My laptop's power brick just completely failed. No more power comes from it, and my new one won't be here until Friday. 
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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You're going to have to tap the keyboard very lightly and slowly to save power...
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RossMW wrote: tap the keyboard very lightly and slowly to save power...
or press the power button continuously as he types.
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With cars, you can get more fuel if you continually turn right - will it help if he just tips the lappie so the battery is the highest point?
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