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That's clear.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: That's clear.
Crystal clear.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Remarkable.
You actually figured it out.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Remarkable
I humbly agree. 
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RyanDev wrote: I hum
Probably. I'm not in the same room as you, so I , thankfully, have no empirical evidence of it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I'm not in the same room as you
That would explain the weird looks I've been getting. 
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RyanDev wrote: Crystal clear.
Thanks for your report 
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ThePhantomUpvoter wrote: Thanks for your report
Mark is often subtle so I was clarifying his profound observation. Is that clear?
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RyanDev wrote: Is that clear?
Obviously the correct answer here is, crystal clear. 
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Alright, no more going around in circles. I hate circles. What's the deal with circles anyway? They're pointless!
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Quote: What's the deal with circles anyway? They're pointless!
Not if two circles intersect 
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Vincent Maverick Durano wrote: Not if two circles intersect
Venn would that ever happen though?
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I don't like the angle you're coming at me. 
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Have you tried turning your computer off, then on again?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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If that doesn't work, he could always try to format the harddrive and reinstall Windows... That should do it (just as long as he doesn't reinstall Crystal Reports of course) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 13-Sep-16 8:38am.
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My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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The maestro is ghastly. Most people believe that the snow gives secret financial aid to a marzipan living with the midwife, but they need to remember how ostensibly a strawberry-blonde curse dies. A saintly toothpick falls in love with an uxorious coward!!!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Crystal Meth has a better reputation and happier user base.
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm not surprised. c'mon it's 2016, you're 8 years behind! 
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Member 3138070 wrote: Crystal Report 2008 slow
Replace the electrons in your computer with faster electrons.
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ThePhantomUpvoter wrote: faster electrons.
ebay has some.
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I normally buy them on Amazon using my Electron card! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Tell it to hurry up
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Not sure if this has been discussed lately (lots of noise from all the Microsoft haters), but you can still get Windows 10 as an upgrade for free.
I just purchased a refurbished laptop that came with Windows 7. I downloaded the Windows 10 Media Creation Tool[^], ran it and chose Upgrade to Windows 10.
Very fast, very simple. No problems. 3rd upgrade I've done and not a single problem yet.
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RyanDev wrote: Not sure if this has been discussed lately (lots of noise from all the Microsoft haters), but you can still get Windows 10 as an upgrade for free.
I just purchased a refurbished laptop that came with Windows 7. I downloaded the Windows 10 Media Creation Tool[^], ran it and chose Upgrade to Windows 10.
Very fast, very simple. No problems. 3rd upgrade I've done and not a single problem yet.
Also worked for me 2 weeks ago when I installed from the installer USB and selected Windows 10 Professional x64 with no key, then when I booted in to Windows 10 entered a Windows 7 Professional key from the sticker on the side and it activated with no issues.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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