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Luxury!
We used to dream of having left-over stubs of crayons.
We drew our icons with mud and twigs. And when we were finished, we used to have to hold them up for an hour while Louis-Jacques-Mandé Daguerre took a picture[^] of them.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Chances are I'd be listening to them if they stopped me.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Yeah... and how big is P.E.I? If you can circumnavigate the island in a few hours, if that, how long will you be in the cruiser? Will one song finish?
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So they'll take you in via the scenic route.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Nickelback
Is that the worse they can do?
Doesn't anyone on PEI realize we also have Celine Dion and Justin Bieber?
Maybe the UN human rights commission told 'em this is where they had to draw the line.
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Quote: Pictured with the post was a sealed, mint condition cassette copy of Nickelback's Silver Side Up and the closing message: "So please, let's not ruin a perfectly good unopened copy of Nickelback. You don't drink and drive and we won't make you listen to it."
Cassette? How old are those police cruisers?
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I thought all the Canadian police rode horses, so maybe they've modernised.
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The FBI found this by going after Child Pron peddlers and customers on the darkweb using Tor. This zero day find helped arrest some really messed up individuals. Tor uses mostly Mozilla browser code base, thus the warning.
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Tor browser is based off of Firefox because Chrome doesn't have enough extensibility to allow it to be effectively hardened[^].
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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So Firefox has joined the rest of the browser makers in saying "Don't use Firefox!".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There is a half-drowned cockroach in the bath
Should I
a. let it drown completely
b. get it out
c. post about it on the internet
d. other
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c. Job done!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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e. Start heating the deep-fryer
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>5333322
Checked. The roach has to be fried.
do it OP
Wait, which site is this again?
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d. Other - smash it, wash it down the drain, and finally, keep it to yourself.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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- Save the cockroach
- Post a selfie of yourself and the live cockroach on FarceBook
- Post to Twatter with the hashtag #CockroachLivesMatter
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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How can it be half-drowned. It either is or isn't drowned.
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The roach is a heisenbug 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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One side is fully under water, the other isn't.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So, if you sit up in the bath tub, you are half drowning?
Should you or should you not in that case be half rescued?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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e. Take it out and stomp the piss out of it!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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