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Now all know you never married... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's ok. I don't know wether it was Darwin or God who played that little prank on us, but whoever it was, I sure hope he finds it amusing. And I keep myself out of it. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well actually it is a known fact it is our own fault (don't tell anyone!!)
Adam was running around in Eden and saw all the animals playing with their opposite sex and he felt lonely, so he asked God.
"God, sir, can't you build me a perfect mate to be with like the other animals have?"
And God replied:
"Sure thing Adam, I just need an eye, an ear and 5 ribs."
And Adam replied:
"What can you do with 1 rib?"
I'll get my coat...
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Oh, they really love it when I call them 'spare rib'.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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So when women eat spare ribs they are actually canibals ! 
Now this takes a weird turn 
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Maze Runner[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Minotaur[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Avijnata wrote: What women want.
They usually don't know what they want themselves, but the do know that you are for some reason responsible for them not already having it and they want to have it right now.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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... and it'a all your fault. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mine? Why? What have I done? 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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'What'? Who talking about 'what'? It is you we are talking about and your fault!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ask her! 
(But she'll just say "if you don't know, then ...", or explode. Or say it, and then explode.)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Edward Sissorhands cuts it's way through
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Now if you'd written a proper type safe script language that leads to JS burning in the 8 pits of hell [they added an extra one just for JS] then you'd be in bragging territory, but perpetuating the life of that abomination? May Nuggin strike you down!
Anyway, you seem happy. Deranged but happy. Have a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) . Have two.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: if you'd written a proper type safe script language that leads to JS
That's for people who aren't total masochists 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: JS burning in the 810 pits of hell [they added an extra one just for JS]
Dante's Inferno had nine levels!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Dante's Inferno had nine levels circles !
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So Dante's Inferno is a nine-ring circus?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That was Dante, both the Kabbalah and the Quran mentions seven compartments or levels of hell, can't remember anything about pits though. 
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That's a fantastic achievement. Well done. I was going to ask why you didn't call it linq.js, but this[^] answers why.
This space for rent
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Thanks! I actually mention linq.js in my article
Anyway, I'm thinking "JavaScript argh!" isn't such a rare Google search term
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Sander Rossel wrote: avaScript argh!
Begone, servant of Mordor!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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JavaScript:
Ash [language] durbatulûk, ash [language] gimbatul,
Ash [language] thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
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