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Don't make me laugh...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ctrl-A, Ctrl-C often.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Ctrl-A, Ctrl-C, Alt-Tab, Ctrl-V, Alt-Tab, just for the sake of completeness.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I may suggest it to the next choreography of my girls... 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's just a jump to the left...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yup, pasting in notepad would be better than using the clipboard 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Yup, pasting writing in notepad would be better than using the clipboard
FTFY.
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I write my articles in Notepad.
Some times I use the article editor for Tips, but nothing too large.
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I do it just for the preview, but the source is in notepad too
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I have to change the nationality selection on my profile to "Jonestown".
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In desperate need of a cocktail?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Ahh - you misinterpret the reference -
It's very simple - the Kool-Aid was prepared and I've watched many of those around me rush to the trough and take a swig.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Well OK, and the new flag only needs a single star.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Mass suicide? It will never catch on.
Oh, hang on a mo ...
If PeejayAdams ever spoke about himself in the third person, I would not vote for PeejayAdams.
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Be sure to invite ryandev to visit.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That brings back memories of my childhood.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That brings back memories of the legendary first Half Man Half Biscuit release: The Trumpton Riots EP - Wikipedia[^]
If PeejayAdams ever spoke about himself in the third person, I would not vote for PeejayAdams.
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That, Camberwick Green, and Tales from the Riverbank were the best shows ever!
Until Firefly came along...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Private Eye also has Trumpton[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I'm imagining the smile on your face right now and timesing it by ten and I ain't even close.
Btw I took today off work so I could watch the election results last night. Except I met up with the lesbian I mentioned previously and managed to get a few snogs, before her girlfriend turned up. Ended up at a party at the same house as last time with her, her bird, and 2 other lesbians discussing "scissoring". I have an amazing story to tell the grandchildren of where I was the night Trump got elected. Of course some people, if you followed the last thread, have led sheltered, boring lives and will see this as a fabrication and suggest it belongs in the soapbox on the basis they don't believe it.
So bill, if you are reading, please contact me via email with fb, what's app, snapchat, whatever I can send you pics on. As I now have pics of two sets of girls kissing at a party with me present. Also a video taken at a pub earlier in the night with me dancing and kissing one of the girls in the pic.
I hope you will take this as enough proof to allow me to pass your own new rule of posts made in the lounge. I realise sone people's idea of a fun night is reading a whole chapter of a thesaurus. Some peoples idea of a fun night is watching a whole series of game of thrones.
Some of us are good looking enough, socially enabled enough and open minded enough, to think doing a line of Charlie and turning and then ruining a lesbian as a good night.! And others want to be updated with progress on this 'challenge'.
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This is, by a LONG SHOT, the most bizarre post I've ever seen in the lounge...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Don't yo see what Griff posts every day? 
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I don't generally read a lot of the posts here.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Thank You.
I've decided the lounge has been getting boring of late and needs livening up a bit. Will be more in the future.
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