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Meh, hes out of my light cone. Measure it if you don't believe me.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Chuck Norris already has.
Twice.
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Inspired by The Lounge[^] I realize that one of the more peculiar aspects of Q&A is when the type in what they tried - and since it's often nothing - rather than leave it blank they just repeat the question.
So perhaps, the default scenario for Q&A:
Q: What have you tried so far?
A: "Joining Code Project and posting the question."
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Ahhh - you left off the most important part: it was re-posted with a slightly longer title.
You have to hand it to these folk - they have a very unique type of finesse.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Not that it would be important, but the only valid answer would be:
Don't do any data access in the front end.
Don't do any data access in the front end.
Don't do any data access in the front end.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes,
Or something even less challenging like a complete redirect upon mouse focus and keyboard typing of the same first five words of the "above", or an attempted paste of anything, to the "Who' Who" page (the secret one where there's a valid search-for-user-by-id control that returns actual names) ...
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If everyone knew what you knew, and could do what you do, you wouldn't be needed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No entirely accurate, because one of those people still have to do the job, and that may be you (or it may not) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yeah, but it's like staring into the abyss, knowing full well that the abyss is too preoccupied with texting to stare back...
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OriginalGriff wrote: it's like staring into the abyss, knowing full well that the abyss is too preoccupied with texting to stare back
Wonderful ! Would be a great first line for a story.
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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If you want to use it my friend, you have my full and unconditional permission!
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I'll get right on it!
(I can pencil in two hours on 24/7/2023)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Blanche Dubois in 'Streetcar Named Desire' did not say: 'I have always depended on the ignorance of strangers.' [^]
jes' sayin,' Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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"I could've been a contender..."
Oops. Right actor, wrong movie.
Software Zen: delete this;
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The gear I swallowed in the North was related by blood!(7)
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SIBLING ? 
cheers,
Super
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Afraid not - but a good guess!
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Cogenic?
Gear - cog
I swallowed - I
North - N
not sure about the e & c though?
Andy B
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So close ... but super got it!
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CogNate?
cheers,
Super
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Congratulations! You are up tomorrow.
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I feared so.
I got inspired from the earlier posting from the OP..
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I figured that if someone got "COG" the rest would fall into place. 
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You know the rest ...
Slogans aren't solutions.
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