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As with humans, it's always the jack-asses' fault.
(Or so the jennys claim...)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Some people tend to be smart when in fact they're not. She just started her job 2 days ago and now she keeps on complaining. Her behavior pisses me off.
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Thank you for the (hopefully) most random comment of the day...
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It had to be said, no matter where.
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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I unwrapped the candy bar and tossed the wrapper. The answer is still seven
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It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.
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Hah! Got ya! Relevance !
The length of your reply is 24 words - which is which is 3x7 (+ 3), the (+3 referring to the multiplication factor).
And, to top it off, the strlen() of the first three words is seven !
You are a sneaky rascal!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: And, to top it off, the strlen() of the first three words is seven !
No : This is seven[^]
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Take another look . . . I think you meant a nine[^]
. . . and I'll take two . . .
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Sorry, but that is completely relevant! 
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Nothing is relevant. Resistance is futile and you both are begging to be assimilated.
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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No, resistors are futile: you will be integrated.
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Potatoes.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Really great to hear that such a talented writer is being recognised.
Remains of the day is definitely worth reading and if you want a dystopian novel on human relationships then Never let me go is a great read too if a bit dark.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Interesting. I've been making my way slowly through Ishiguro's The Buried Giant - amazon[^] over a few weeks.
It is so interesting because it is written like a Tolkien fantasy yet there is another story underneath which I haven't figured out yet.
It is some of the best fiction writing I've read in a long time, interesting compelling story where every sentence is necessary and plainly written.
Really great, you should give it a read some time.
modified 5-Oct-17 8:59am.
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Thanks for the recommendation - I will get it for my kindle.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Whoops. 
Edited.
Thanks. 
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GuyThiebaut wrote:
a dystopian novel on human relationships
You do know where you are posting this, right? Are we bringing owls to Athens?
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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Never Let Me Go is such a worthwhile read.
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In July, a friend invited me to an outdoor men-only fitness workout. I was going to be out of town for a few weeks, so I asked him to remind me when I got back. Four weeks ago, he saw me and reminded me again, so I decided to join him.
Today, I start my 4th week of meeting early in the morning for a 45 minute workout with a group of men. I feel better for the effort, my endurance is increasing even if my weight isn't decreasing (yet).
Every session is peer led; they decide the workout. It is generally a mixture of running and exercises - push ups, squats, jumping jacks, etc.
Today... run for 1/2 mile, then the real run begins.
In a field about 100 yards long, he had a series of sand bags weighing between 32 pounds and 60 pounds. We were told to partner up. Then the first partner went to the 1/2 mark on the field and 'bear crawled' to the end, did 20 'burpees', 20 sit ups and 'bear crawled' back to the center. The other partner lifted the bag to chest level and threw it... again and again until they reached the 1/2 mark. Meet your partner, switch roles.
When your partner takes the sand bag, they throw it until the reach the starting line, switch bags and start throwing it back to the center.
Repeat until you've worked through all of the bags.
My motivation? A former co-worker had two heart attacks and died this Spring; another co-worker had a heart attack that resulted in by-pass surgery - he returned to work on Monday.
What is your motivation and work out?
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Wow, that is good progress. You should keep at; dividends will surely begin soon.
I think we all walk down the street and feel like we're 25 years old, footloose and fancy free. Unfortunately, we are all aging and our health is a ticking time bomb.
My motivation to workout is that I want to drag this out as long as I can. I'd rather get busy living, rather than get busy dying.
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Tim Carmichael wrote: What is your motivation and work out?
I only run when I am in danger.
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Tim Carmichael wrote: What is your motivation and work out?
Getting my house in France done. A LOT of physical work. And it is hot. Sweat your nuts off doing it.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Sweat your nuts off doing it
That must be inconvenient when you are doing up bolts! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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