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Hi All,
Friday afternoon does anything useful get done on a Friday, the JIRA server has fallen over and can't be restarted(?) Before I go home so look busy it is then...
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For mine, server or no, by applying standard rounding the weekend actually starts at lunch time on Friday.
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Quote: Hoist up the Jira B
I feel so broke up I want to go home
Let me go home
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Quote: So hoist up the John B's sail
See how the main sail sets
Call for the Captain ashore
Let me go home, let me go home
I want to go home, yeah yeah
Well I feel so broke up
I want to go home
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's how it went, now I remember it too (after drinking all night) ...
Can we propose this as the national CodeProject anthem maybe ?
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Nah, should be this: I Can C For Miles[^]
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Classic Enty bass line, whistles...![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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Friday is documentation day.
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So thats why some docs are so confusing, the author was drunk...
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Brevity is the soul of documentation.
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Do fat ballerinas wear three-threes?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If there are two fat ballerinas, are they the pirouette too much?
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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And ex-ballerinas drive 4x4s.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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These thoughts must keep you on your toes.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I don't see his pointe.
/ravi
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Perhaps he should retiré.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, then he'd be able to spend more time drinking at the barre.
/ravi
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He claims not to drink, but I think that's a bunch of balloné.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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spinning non pc statements again?
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I hope so. Too much PC makes us weak as a species.
Jeremy Falcon
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I saw this one^ today.. 
Quote: "Provide the solution how to do this"
I miss the good old days when people asking questions were more polite and would at least add "plzzzzz" at the end. What's happened to manners these days? Tut, tut.. 
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I've noticed the younger generation (millenials, especially from the 90s) are quite aggresive.
Its a trend I guess.
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Abhinav S wrote:
I've noticed the younger generation (millenials, especially from the 90s) are quite aggresive. |
I blame the Spice Girls..
Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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