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Good one. See what next version looks like, written by an alcoholic.  
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Quote: How could this pass the quality control?
Diet coke? Empty can is best quality.
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Their quality engineers must be .Net developers, and control quality logically.
TOMZ_KV
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Perhaps there was a tiny leak in the can.
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It wss a possibility. But no mess was found in the case.
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Sounds like you have a lot to say there, but get started! (8)
Should be fairly handy, I hope not too handy.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
modified 17-Oct-17 8:10am.
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I think I might know the answer but there's no way I am waking up at 4AM to post one tomorrow morning 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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For a change I had an idea (totally off-base it turned out on 2nd thought); but even more than the posting time (any early risers can cry into their coffee for all I care) just being obligated to come up with one was grounds enough to not post.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Commence
(Sounds like "Comments")
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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For once I was going to be right. Go figure. Still, given the time difference, playing this game is not an option for me but they do propose some really good puzzlers.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Bang on!
(phew)
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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@melchizidech
You won yesterday, remember?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Whoops ... ! Coming up
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Anyone have a link showing how many routers use the same core software?
And now I read that our illustrious FCC has instituted new regulations requiring routers to be locked down, no flashing with open source software. So, no way to really fix this until the vendors release an update, har, har, har.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: And now I read that our illustrious FCC has instituted new regulations requiring routers to be locked down, no flashing with open source software.
Your FUD is a year or two out of date. After one router maker started using locked boot loaders the FCC explicitly said that doing so wasn't required by the ruling.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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But, but, I read it on the internet... 
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Why is that guy showing his O-face in the first frame?
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The supernovae that formed the two neutron stars probably formed a good portion of heavy elements as well and distributed them in space.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Some, probably yes; but most of the heaviest, probably not.
Getting the biggest atoms out of supernova's in anything approaching the needed amounts had always been iffy (just not enough time to jam that many neutrons in); leaving NS collisions as a more attractive source. But until a few months ago we'd never been able to detect one. Now we have, and it produced enough that if estimates of how common they are are also correct (we should have a reasonable handle on this number in a few more years), that they've produced most of it.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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methinks I'll stick to alchemy,
from the description banging neutron stars together would be somewhat unsafe.
Installing Signature...
Do not switch off your computer.
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Unsafe why? Smash two neutron stars together and you just get a fat neutron star, right?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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CodeWraith wrote: I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats
 
Software Zen: delete this;
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