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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Thor's Helmet Emission
For a moment there, I thought the next "Avengers" movie was going to be based at an STD clinic. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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...for the elephant I bought them for their room.
I told them not to mention it.
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I've got your coat here.
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Already got an app for the boss,
it's called doing work - most bosses fade away when something actually needs to be done.
(and if they hover there's always farting as a backup plan.)
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This is not going to end well... 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Fits well with the post above too ... 
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Ignore all my orders! (7)
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I hate to debunk your own myth, but we never followed them...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Do we disobey them ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Totally. But that's a decorous word to use in this thread 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Story of my life...
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Nope!
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Neglect?
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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Sorry, but no.
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Exclude?
Clues being CCC instructions (orders), and to exclude them ignores them?
Andy B
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More devious than I am! 
Nope.
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Being impossible to comply with - it's a Paradox ...
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And that gets you the job tomorrow! 
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Oh god so it does. That'll learn me.... feel free to give me a kicking if it's not up by 9 GMT....
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I may hold you to that...
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That was awesome.
I am not the one who knocks. I never knock.
In fact, I hate knocking.
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Paradox ?
cheers,
Super
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