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Where does a geek find girls?
Plz send coeds now
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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GOTO Youtube
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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megaadam wrote: Plz send coedz now
FTFY 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Is that SFW or NSFW?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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SFW but close to the borderline
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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More a WTF to me ... 
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The real question is: Does the geek know how to handle it if he should ever be so lucky? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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I have no idea what you mean!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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The problem is finding ones with all the required features and no bugs.
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"Software as a Service" 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Giving a damn about short-term provision (8)
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 16-Feb-18 4:43am.
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Catering ( caring and et )
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Well done! I thought that would take a bit longer ...
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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dog approaches, chicken on the run.
mandarin: gong xi fa chai.
cantonese: gong hey fat choy.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Crystal Meth? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Nope,
Chinese Spring festival (new year celebration). Year of the Rooster has ended. Year of the Dog is beginning.
But I suspect you already knew that.
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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Yeah, but I don't deal in non-ISO date formats... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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meow[^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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If you are caught with Marijuana are you charged with possession or joint custody?
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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I'll reefer that to my lawyer.
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Doobie more specific when roaching out for advice and opinions.
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I am willing to bet that this is the best reply to his OP. 
-- rants are the vehicle of the lazy and uninspired - JSOP 2/2018
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