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Just tell us you investigated the warning lights, found no problem but were unable to figure out how to get them to turn off.
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Check Engine - no way to turn it off because most of the OEM sensors are missing
Traction control - no way to turn it off because the electric power steering rack was replaced with a hydraulic one
Seat belt - there's a way to turn it off, but I don't care (the OEM seat belts are long gone)
Air bag - no way to turn it off because OEM seats are long gone
Battery - no way to turn it off because computer doesn't support new alternator connection
ABS - no way to turn it off because a seemingly non-related sensor is missing
WTF?! - because it's tired of telling me about the missing sensors and other "safety" equipment
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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My faith in your gearheadedness was affirmed.
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You mean there was doubt?
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Since it was known to be useless moving forward when the mods were made, why wasn't the Check Engine light simply disconnected?
(that was the option one of my uncles opted for, when he could no longer afford to fix his vehicle)
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It's a surface mount LED on the instrument cluster - not possible to disconnect it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I see.
Black electrical tape it is, then. 
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Or a black sharpie
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Perhaps you are living in the red light district ?
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That may already have happened to other people[^].
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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He beams down
and holds (contains)
the left PORT (left on board ship)
with steel lying around "lying around": anagram, or muddled.
STEEL => TELESTELEPORTS
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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WSO => OGSO
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Fortunately, if tomorrows isn't solved, it reverts to @DuncanEdwardsJones for Thursday anyway!
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Hmm... so I have no incentive to answer tomorrow then?
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Damn.
Damn, damn, damn, damn ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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It's a horror clown reaching out his hands 
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Hi All,
I have just come out of a productive meeting (!), Only four people attended and none of the awkward people. So Project Manager could assign tasks without argument. Documents need reviewing (I can sit and read a Word document this afternoon!) Plus someone from Hardware started to echo some of my earlier comments regarding radio interference... Worried I may have fuelled my Pigs for takeoff.
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Yeah, sorry I missed that meeting, I'll try and get to the next one.
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glennPattonWork wrote: none of the awkward people
How boring! What prevented you from falling asleep?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Too much ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) !
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Why did you not invite some manager who also is an inspired (if unvoluntary) commedian?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Well the manager that fulfils that role couldn't turn up to today's meeting due to...I forget most likely kids, the admin role was fulfilled by the Project Manager (so less of the 'Why?' questions). Also the atmosphere was less 'I have come to a meeting, now, wheres the coffee & doughnuts?'!
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And, do you also have a note taker ?
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