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Why do some Italian soldiers have a dead chicken on their helmets?
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Because they can afford it.
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To get to the other side? 
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There was a typo and the space went missing when they were told to "put your cap on[^]"?
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Reminds me of an episode of 'Allo 'Allo, where someone asks the Italian officer "Why are wearing on your 'ed a dead 'en?" - seemed quite funny in a cod French accent, 20 years ago.
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"No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'!"
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Because it would just look silly to wear a blue whale on their heads!
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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That's their ration pack?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Just got a fine collection of flash-mob videos and wondered if any of you ever got into one of those in real?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I flash mobs daily!
Wait... That wasn't your question, was it? 
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News flash, that i a little too much open information 
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So many people are in my house right now I can't even get to the bathroom, let alone to the computer to watch videos. I believe they came out of the television.
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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BillWoodruff wrote: I believe they came out of the television.
Ah! Video Ghosting!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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They're not ghosts, Griff: they walk right through me as if I'm not there !
«Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.» Benjamin Franklin
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BillWoodruff wrote: I believe they came out of the television.
Is one of them called Sadako Yamamura?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I was once in a Mexican stand off flash mob, was somewhere >50 ppl in a mall intersection. We stood square in the middle, on the balconies, and stairs. Was awesome.
Now I live far away from the city and all weird phenomena that comes when large number of people got to share a small space. I can fart in peace.
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Hi All,
Well Griff was right. Free WiFi in Tesco's!
Now to send the email s I have been caching all day ! (Both of them)
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They've had that for years - you just need to logon with your clubcard number. Much better than ASDA where they force you to enter your mobile number and then text you a code, insisting that there is a legal requirement for them to do so. I think this is marketing bullshit and they just want to get as much info as possible.
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The T-shirt has the face of Artanis in the back and the sign Starcraft 2 on the front. A female coworker saw it and said "ohh cool tomorrow is the premiere date of that movie..."
I cant even.... 
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If there was a movie in the quality of their "Legacy of the Void"-Trailer: I'd watch it!
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Let's keep it clear: that girl doesn't like the starwhatever is on the cinema and she clearly has spoken to you... I think it's time to get those soap things on your toilet and get a shower she is clearly in love with you...
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Same thought crossed my mind. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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